Sunny: You know, it's been a while since Author wrote some long skits for us.

Clay: Yep.. I missed the times when I get to eat instead of a few lines in a random spoof.

Glory: GUYS, STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL.

Whiteout: *pops head in* Yes, the dimension will not hold up.

Tsunami: *smacks Glory* YOUR BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL.

Starflight: It's "you're" by the way. ALSO, YOU'RE ALL BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL INCLUDING ME. SO WE SHOULD JUST SHUT UP

Tsunami: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MAKE SOME CONTENT FOR THE AUTHOR IF WE SHUT UP??

Glory: YEAH STARFLIGHT.

Whiteout: Alright, let's try this again-

*Does some weird dramatic poses*

Tsunami: *groans* What just happened..

Sunny: I'm not sure...

Starflight: Probably those rascal Jade Winglets, messing with our brains again. 

Clay: I have no idea, but I do know one thing.

*They all lean toward him with anticipation.*

Clay: I'm hungry.

Glory: *facepalms and then gasps* No way! Clay? Hungry!? This has got to be some joke!

Clay: Hey, this reminds me! 

Sunny: *Tilts head* What is it?

Starflight: Oh no. Please don't tell me Peril came to my library again. 

Peril: *Pokes head in* Hi. I heard my name.

Glory: WHAT IS WITH RANDOM DRAGONS POKING THEIR SNOUTS IN HERE?

Peril: Whoops, didn't know you were there Clay's original love interest! 

Whiteout: Nope.. it's hopeless. You dragons just destroy the entire fourth wall! Nope, I'm fine with it! Mhm.. 

Clay: Huh? What?? Love interest?

Tui & Glory: W-we don't talk about that.

Clay: Ah, anyways, back to what I was saying. The author promised us a feast at the end of the book!

Sunny: Wait, it's already the end of the book? But there are still so many more chapters she can write!

Starflight: Yeah, but we all know she's lazy and her procrastination is as OP as animus magic. 

Tsunami: Now those are real facts that you can share. Not something like "How do you throw away a garbage can? Let me tell you 101 solutions that are so stupid that the author used AI to help write!"

Clay: STOP PUSHING 'ROUND THE TOPIC! I WANT MY LAMBS.

Sunny: *ignores him* Oh this is so sad! *Puts talons dramatically on face* Oh the memories! It felt just like yesterday when Bricket almost made me die from showing Peril a fanart of Slay (A/N: I still find the ship name hilarious btw)

Clay: WAIT WHAT? WHY AM I BEING SHIPPED WITH SO MANY DRAGONS? 

Moonwatcher: This is extremely relatable. *coughs in Winterwatcher, Qinterwatcher, Moonbli, Kinkamoon, Moonstalker (<-- that is so cursed, btw)* 

Winter: I agree tremendously. *wheezes in Winterwatcher, Qinter, Qinterwatcher, Lynxter, Winterjou* 

Qibli: Haha, I agree and disagree. *Has the entire fandom, swooning over him, oh plus Moon, lol, but c'mon, who cares about Mo- (<-- seconds being hunted down)*

Sundew: How adorable. Guess who has the entire fandom rooting for that one ship only?

Willow: AND GUESS WHO'S SHIP NAME IS FRIGGIN' WINDOW (plus Sunlow)

Kinkajou: I mean, what else could it be? That's clearly the best ship name. *whispers* It's better than Kinkamoon or Turtlejou at the very least...

Bumblebee: FOOD PROVIDER AND SNUDOO-HUGGER! BEST NAME ALL!

Sundew: *smacks Bumbleebee gently* SHUT UP

Bumblebee: *giggles* No can do! IT HAS BEEN LIKE 2 BOOKS WITH OVER 600 PAGES YET YOUR RELATIONSHIP STILL HAS NOT PROGRESSED TO THE POINT WHERE I WANT IT. I'm just giving it a little push, y'know <3

Sundew: Wait, what in the book of Clearsight? How does she know all these words? 

Cricket: Haha, clearly learned from the best. 

Darkstalker: *speaking through Bumblebee's mind* I'm sure.

Blue: What was that??

Qibli: Wait, that sounded a bit like... *he turned her head to Moon*

Moon: There's only one way to be sure. Bumblebee, do you hear this annoying oldie who keeps singing ancient songs nobody listens to anymore and keeps on ranting about you getting sick because you're on your pho- I mean, scrolls too much?

Bumblebee: Bingo!

Moonwatcher: Yeah, it's him.

Kinkajou: Bumblebee, chant strawberries.

Bumblebee: OK. STRAWBERRIES.

Darkstalker: Oh no. MY ONE AND ONLY WEAKNESS, oh plus the single-pringle club being completely forgotten about until now, but.

Winter: Oh yeah. Forgot 'bout that. Sorry bro, I kinda found someone.

Darkstalker: WAIT WHAT? bEtRaYaL. HOW COULD YOU? WHO IS IT!?

Snowfall: Better not be Lynx. *holds up a knife politely like the cinnamonroll she is*

Winter: Clearly, it's . . . BROOK, MY LOVELY AND VERY FICTIONAL CHARACTER FROM ONE OF MY FAVOURITE WEBTOONS, 'I'm The Grim Reaper' WHICH IS VERY PG-13 IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN READING. (A/N: Good taste, Winter.)

Darkstalker: nO.. this is the end! Oh goodbye, readers!

-Officially finished- (Clay didn't get his feast. Sad.)

Sorry for the sudden announcement. BUT OH BOY, I am done with spoofs for quite a long time! Thank you to the people who stuck through from day one! YOU HAVE FINALLY REACHED THE END AND THE DEATH OF ME TRYING TO MAKE THIS FUNNY (it wasn't.)

ALSO, READ "I Am The Grim Reaper" FROM WEBTOONS. I NEED TO KNOW WHETHER YOU LOVE BROOK OR NOT <-- if you don't, I shall come hunt you down . . . with love <3