~The Jade Winglet's Future~

Kinkajou: So then, I very heroically shoved the strawberry down Darkstalker's throat—

Pineapple 0.2: Can you read something else, mommy? I've been hearing this story for 5 years straight . . .

Kinkajou: Well, of course, but your father won't let me read you "The Epic shipper Kinkapple". I mean I don't know why. All I wrote about was about s—

Winter: EVEN I, who is still single to this day, KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR SNOUT UP.

*Someone pokes Winter on the back. He turned around to see one of Qibli and Moon's dragonets, Redmoon. He grinned a classic Qibli grin.*

Redmoon: Winter, you're like so edgy! Get it? Since you have so many spikes?!

*Intense wheezing from Qibli. And Moon facepalming.*

Qibli: Ha! And that was even an original one! I love you, Red!

Nighthider: Damn, that was horrible. Hey, Wimp-ter, up for another round of D&D?

Winter: Night-coward, you're on.

Redmoon: Says you and your nerdy D&D with Winter!

Moon: I have two dragonets with Qibli, yet none of them have my personality. Wow, the world is so fair.

(A/N: That's cause you don't HAVE a personality, Moon.)

Turtle: Fishtail, fishtail, fishtail. Kinkajou the egg is hatching! What do I do? Do I sit on it? Maybe I should like, drown it or something! Uh, uh, uh, uh!!!!!

*Turtle faints.*

Winter: I'm sorry for ever judging you about your swearing, Moon.