A/N: HELLO, PEOPLE, RATS AND ALIENS! After a long time of getting zero notifications from this story, I have decided, for the sake of my Wattpad notifications, I'll post a chapter, a scenario chapter I guess. Also, I know there's a meme of this already, but this is my opinion's version.
How the WoF character would respond to "I love you."
Clay: Aww, I love you too . . . as a friend of course!
Tsunami: Well, of course! Everyone loves me.
Glory: Oh, really? Cool. HEY, DEATHBRINGER, THIS DRAGON JUST SAID THEY LOVE ME!
Starflight: M-me? Really? But why? According to "How to get a girlfriend, for dummies" you're not supposed to like me! I'm supposed to, like, be myself, but like be a completely different dragon anyways, with confidence and stuff, and then your supposed to love me.
Sunny: Huh?
Moonwatcher: This is very sweet, but I already have two dragons fighting for me, not to mention the weird voices in my head that seem to constantly fight about the ship Winterwatchers and Moonbli.
Winter: But- but you shouldn't love me . . . I'm not good enough for you. I'm not good enough for anyone- HAH, YOU THOUGHT! I'm Queen Snowfall's annoying buddy! *haughty sniff* We've already annoyed the f*ck out of Lynx.
Peril: NO! I'm loyal to Clay and Clay only!
Turtle: Woah . . . this- this can't be. Kinkajou, slap me in the face. I'm dreaming again.
Kinkajou: Omigosh, omigosh, omigosh! Now we can get married and have cute lil' dragonets and- and you can get me unlimited amounts of strawberries!!!
Qibli: Ah, not a surprise. For some reason, everyone falls for me on SANDay. Get it, Sanday? SUNDAY, SANDAY!? Hey, why are you leaving?
Blue: Oh . . . I'm sorry, but- but I love Cricket... I'm really sorry.
Cricket: That's wonderful! I may consider putting you on my list of future husbands--- which is well, blank, except for Blue, of course.
Swordtail: Holy crap! Luna, come, come, come! Someone asked me to go to prom, and then get married, and then have dragonets! What- that's not what you said? Close enough.
Sundew: You!? Hah, did you get your head bitten by a cobra lily? Never in a million moons am I ever going to love you.
Willow: I'm not even gonna... *leaves*
Snowfall: Well, well, well. What a pleasant surprise. Alright, if you would like to become my partner, I will need to see if you are worthy. *Points at the obby filled with real shards of pointy IceWing spikes.*
Luna: Bro, can't you see me and Swordtail holding hands, and saying baby talk with each other?
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