Spoof #13

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A/N: This is a YouTube trend but I decided to mix it with WoF. Should I do more of these? 

Tsunami: WHA--- where am I? Holy, I must be in Heaven! I told mom she didn't have to worry about me going to hell. All I did was kill whoever talked to Riptide and that was only almost the whole SeaWing kingdom!

Sunny: Uh, sorry Tsunami, but you're at the gateway between Heaven and Hell, and I'm gonna decide where you go. Also, please don't shove everyone outta your way. They might get injured. You'll be told where you're supposed to go if you wait in line. Patiently. 

Tsunami: Wait, what? Why do you get to be all-powerful and mighty? I would have been the perfect dragon for the job--- OH LOOK! It's my favorite assassin, Gloryslayer. See, here's an example! I would definitely let her in heaven! 

Sunny: Haven't you read Wings of Fire? In all the arcs, NightWings are super important and op. And I'm half NightWing, so I get to be all-powerful too!

(A/N: Thanks for casually breaking the fourth wall, Sunny.)

Tsunami: Oh. Well, whatever. Clearly I deserve Heaven.

Sunny: Well, you need to answer my questions first. 

Tsunami: Fine, whatever. I'm like super smart anyways. 

Sunny: You didn't know the answer to "What does Clay like to eat the most?". It was CLEARLY EVERYTHING. Gah, whatever, alright first up we have Peril. What starts with F and ends with K, and if you aren't able to do it, you can use your talons. Oh, also it pisses you off a lot.

*Tsunami nods her head in recognition. But the answer wasn't what she had thought.*

Peril: Hmm . . . I know, Firetruck! Don't get why we need them anyways. Stupid idiots, always putting away my flames on Clay's new female friends.

Sunny: What--- oh, whatever. You answered the question correct! You may enter Heaven. 

Sunny: Next! Oh, hi, Riptide. Your question is, what is something all female SeaWing have that some dragons find attractive while some find annoying? 

Riptide: Easy, voice! You forgot to add, especially annoying when they sing, Sunny.

Tsunami: I'm sorry dear husby. My ears are kinda trash right now. Did you S A Y  S O M E T H I N G ! ?

Riptide: I'm SORRY, TSUNAMI! SUNNY SAVE ME!

Sunny: Alright, alright. Tsunami your turn! 

Tsunami: Oh, no need. Where is Hell? 

Sunny: . . . you got the first 2 questions wrong, didn't you? 

Tsunami: Nooooooo? 

Sunny: *sigh* Hell is over there.

Tsunami: Thanks. *Drags Riptide by the ear over to Hell.* 

Sunny: *whisper* Good luck... 

Sunny: Alright, who's next? 

Glory: . . . H i .

Sunny: Oh, god...

The end . . . of Sunny's innocent mind

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