Spoof #17

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Icicle: So, useless brother. What are your friends like?

Winter's flashback:

Qibli: Yeah, go search the entire land of Pyrrhia and Pantala so we can find a horse to neigh so we can have toilet-flushing sound effects!

Kinkajou: Moon, agree to kiss Qibli or Winter for the sake of my life.

Moon: Wait, YOUR LIFE, Kinkajou! Of course, I'll . . . yeah, no. I'm not kissing those dumb b*tches to save your a*s.

Kinkajou: *Jokingly* Fine, do it for a penny.

Moon: OK!

Kinkajou: . . . Are you kidding me?!

Turtle: Kinkajou, what do you want me to do with Anemone and Tamarin's corpses?

Kinkajou: Just throw it in with the others in the "refused to sail my ship" box, Turtle! I have important things to do like getting Moon to agree to my contract of kissing Qibli or Winter whenever I want!

Turtle *whimpers*: Okay . . .

Peril: Uh . . . guys.

Kinkajou: NOT IMPORTANT, PERIL!

Peril: . . . I might've touched a scroll.

Qibli: . . . PERIL, WE'RE IN A LIBRARY!

Peril: I KNOW.

*Back to the present*

Winter: They're awesome, Icicle.

*Winter's nose grows a little taller.*

Icicle: Sure, I believe you.

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