Sunny: If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?

Tsunami: Well, obviously the-

Starflight: Oh my. That is a complicated question. Let's say hypothetically that it is a bar of soap. The grammatically correct way to refer to a bar of soap is by simply saying "soap". So now I assume that your question is, "If soap falls on the floor, is the soap dirty or is the floor clean?"

If you drop the soap on the floor, it will only clean the spot it was dropped on. But there could be multiple scenarios. One, the floor was already clean. Two, it wasn't. Three, the soap was clean. Four, the soap was dirty, to begin with. So it really depends. If thinking the logical way, I would say the soap is dirty on one side and clean on the other.

But, there may be other scenarios as well! What if you picked up the soap with dirty hands? Are your hands still dirty or are your hands now clean? Maybe you have clean hands and picked up a dirty soap bar. Now what is dirty and what is clean? 

Oh wait, did you mean "a bar of soap" or the liquid type? If it's the liquid type, we can consider this all trash. I will have to start over. Like liquid soap is way different. Powdered soap is a whole other process.

Clay: Holy cow, Starflight!

Glory: Oh why we would love to hear you talk about soap while we're f*cking stuck in SeaWing jail since learning about whether the soap or floor is clean is so helpful! 

Tsunami: At this point, we should solve why oranges are named oranges is it because oranges are oranges, or is orange named orange because oranges are oranges?

Starflight: *Takes a deep breath*