I'm sorry but I don't ship this, I'm a proud Miraxus shipper and I feel like Freed is gay.

Freed: Mira, stay away from my Laxus-sama

Mirajane: I have more important things to worry about, like getting my ships to sail and them having 33 kids \(^3^)/

Me: How do you guy keep popping up in my book, also creepy Mira (°^°)