Recap
           This groomsbride is a whore

"OMG YES!" I squealed. "Sharing" all of them made soooooo much sense! Everybody was excited. Italy was so excited, he snorted spaghetti. We all just ignored it.
  "I F***ING MEAN I F***ING DON'T F***ING LIKD YOU I'M ONLY F***ING DOING THIS BECAUSE THE OTHER F***BOYS ARE!" Romano yelled. His face was red like a tomato lol. "You're just adorable!" I said, making a kawaii face.

  Then, Belarus popped out of nowhere. "Are you trying to take Big Brother from me?" She said in a scary demon voice. "Uh, he loves me. Don't you babe?" I said sassily. When I turned to Russia, he had sped away in a dust cloud. "Big Brother will only love me. You must die now." The she-demon snarled, charging at me with a knife.

  Then, because I'm like so strong and fit, I ripped her knife out of her hands and threw her off a cliff. Lol she'll be fine.  "HOORAY!" Everybody shouted.

  AND THEN THERE WERE MORE PEOPLE WOAH

I am having way too much fun.