"Sir, you have another interview."

"With whom?"

"A siren, sir."

"Tell her I'm busy."

"But-"

"No! The last time I had a siren in my office, it went bad. They tried their magical sings songs on me."

"Sir, that-"

"I don't care! No to the siren. Anyone else?"

"Um, a necromancer at noon."

"What did I tell you about accepting anything with a necromancer?"

"I know-"

"Next!"

"A werewolf at midnight."

"Oh, great."