"What are you again?"

"A centaur. Half human, half horse."

"Right. Can I call you a magical pony?"

"No. That's offensive to centaurs who are part pony. "

" You mean-"

" Yes, there is more than one kind of centaur. "

" How is that possible? "

" I don't know. How is it possible that some humans are smarter than others. "