"So, what are you here for?"

"Does it matter?"

"Well, no. Actually, it doesn't. I just wanted to talk that's all."

"Hmph."

"You wanna know how I got here?"

"No."

"Well, I'll tell you. The king apparently doesn't like-"

"I don't care."

"Let me finish! Anyways, he apparently doesn't like songs about dragons and maidens. ESPECIALLY, songs where the dragon won."

"Okay?"

"I screwed around with his wife too."