"Isn't it supposed to be 'You saved my life, now I owe you'?"


"Nope. Other way around. You saved my life, now I'm your problem. If you don't like it, then kill me."


"That would defeat the purpose of saving you."


"Yeah well, you probably shouldn't have saved me."


"...Why?"


"God wants me dead. Now, you get to find out why."