'oh gog' karkat thought 'what the FUCK am I doing' he panicked and raced towards the window. using all his leg strength (not very much) he jumped. Getting only partway inside the open window. "Oof" he grunted as his gut hit the window seal. "Damn you Dave why is your window so fucking tall!" He hissed as he landed on the floor of the bedroom.

Then he realised. This wasn't Dave's room. It was his brothers "SHIT!" he threw his hands up and screamed. Thankfully no one was here as he had planned. It would be awkward trying to explain why he was in the house. "Where in the hell is his room" he cursed to himself and opened the door. The cabin was really small but just right for fucking Dave 'what cool kid always getting everything's he blushed as he stomped down the hallway "Let's just get this over with" he grumbled.

When he did reach Dave's room he could already smell the fleshy meat bags apple juice. God why didn't he just eat grub sauce like normal troll. He smiled to himself 'what to do?'. He laughed out loud and opened the door. Karkat took in a big breath 'jegus his room smells delicious' As he got high off Dave's smell something else caught his eye. His dresser. 'That would be perfect' Karkat thought as he snuck over. He opened the second drawer. It was full of underwear "Good" he inhaled again and sighed. He picked one up quickly and rubbed against it chuckling to himself "Daaavvvve" just then a door clicked downstairs as he grabbed more. "fuck" he whispered as he tried to climb the window with the underwear. "Dave" a deep voice came. Dave's brother was here he had to get out of here. He hopped over quickly, grabbed the underwear that fell and ran while laughing like a maniac.

(Switches to Dave's brothers for a minute)
As he opened the door with the arm that wasn't full of muppets he saw something or someone go out the window. "What?" He looked over as he dropped his muppets. As he looked there was "Karkat?" He gave a confused look but shrugged and picked up his muppets. 'should I tell Dave's he thought as he went to his room 'hmm. Nah' he smiled and stuffed the muppets in his closet

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