hi i stayed up until like 1:30ish and then randomly woke up again at 3:25, posted about being tired, and went back to sleep immediately so yeah that was fuckin weird

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i was in the car with my dad yesterday and i was telling him about buzzfeed unsolved and he was like "oh that's right up your mom's alley, she loves crime shows, you should watch it together." so now i'm excited for that but also weirdly nervous???

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i'm thinking about making a new cover theme because not ALL of my books revolve around bts and the covers are honestly gross because i'm not that good at making them-

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why are kid's show characters so tall i'm literally horrified

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i'm making a six au and i'm so excited to share it but considering the fact that all i have so far is unfinished concept art for howard, i'm not ready for that-

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why are there so many books in my newsfeed called "I AM CARLOS MAN OF [insert thing here]"??

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SITTIN' 🧘🏿‍♀️ HERE ALL ALONE ON A THRONE 👑 IN A PALACE 🏤 THAT I HAPPEN TO OWN 🗝 BRING ME SOME PHEASANT 🐦 KEEP IT ON THE BONE ☠️ FILL MY GOBLET 🍷 UP TO THE BRIM SIPPIN' 👸🏿🍷 ON MEAD 🍻 AND I SPILL IT ON MY DRESS 👗 WITH THE GOLD 💛 LACE TRIM NOT 🙅🏿‍♀️ VERY PRIM AND PROPER CAN'T MAKE ME STOP 🛑 I WANNA GO HUNTING 🔫 ANY TAKERS? I'M NOT FAKE 'CAUSE I'VE GOT ACRES 🏞 AND ACRES 🏞 PAID 💶 FOR WITH MY OWN RICHES 💰 WHERE THE HOUNDS 🐶 AT? RELEASE THE BITCHES (WOOF 🐕) EVERY DAY HEAD BACK FOR A ROUND ⚫️ OF CROQUET 🏑 YA 'CAUSE I'M A PLAYA AND TOMORROW I HIT REPLAY ↩️

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i'm sorry that was incredibly stupid and pointless and took way too long to make, it really wasn't worth it.

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also when i was in the car with my dad i was humming all you wanna do and my dad started humming along and i was like "DID YOU FINALLY LISTEN TO THE SOUNDTRACK????" and he was like "no. you sing it all the time. you sing a song about sex all the time." and i couldn't stop laughing oh my god-

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alexa refuses to pay haus of holbein for me, this is homophobia.

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yesterday evening my youth program had a scavenger hunt in the park and the little part of town around it and it was so much fun. my team was me and three of my friends and my sister and two of her friends. one of the objectives was to take a picture with a guy named dave, and so we went to the ice cream shop because there were people in there aND THE FIRST PERSON WE ASKED HAD THE NAME DAVE!!????? IT WAS WILD AND SINCE HE WORKED THERE EVERY TIME WE WENT INTO THE SHOP WE WERE LIKE "HIIII DAVE". it was cool. we also had to fit into a tiny slide for a picture and since i'm not skinny like everyone else on the team i got fucking stuck and it hurt. also one of the objectives was to do exactly what a sign said, so we found a sign with a person shovelling, so my friend and i did that (i was the guy and she was the shovel). WE WON FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW!!!

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okay bye