"Yeah, so in this quarantine period. I kind of picked quite a new vocabulary and had this fabulous, idea. So, enjoy."

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Virat Kohli created marauders.

Virat Kohli added Rohit Sharma

Virat Kohli added Rahul

Virat Kohli added Hardik Pandya

Virat Kohli added Ajinkya Rahane

Virat Kohli added Sikhar Dhawan

Virat Kohli added Rishab Pant

Virat Kohli added Shreyash Iyer

Virat Kohli added Jaddu

Virat Kohli added Jassi

Virat Kohli added Yuzi

Virat Kohli added Kul

V: Priya Bandhugano, aap sabhi ka is abhashi samelan mein swagat hai।

The added members living in different parts of country heard their phone ping together.

Curious, they clicked on the notification and found themselves added in a group called Marauders by their Captain.

Their Captain who sent a message in gibberish to them? Most of them have this similar thought as they read and re-read the message sent to them.

R: what gun o?🧐🧐🧐

H: wtf bruh??🙄🙄🙄🙄

V: @राहुल Murkh prani, hum Kisi bhi prakar k shastra ki vyakhya nhi kr rhe।

R: what vyakhya?? 😕😕😕🧐

V: @Harry apshabdo Ka prayog krna varjit hai Yaha। Kripya swayam ko vash mein rakhiye

V: aiwam hindi shabdkosh mein bruh shabd Ka koi arth nhi। Iss anusar bhratashree Ka prayog krey।

H:  I'm not calling you bhratashree

V: iss mein aapki hani, humara Kuch ni Jana

Ro: you drunk bro??

V: mere priya Asur Mitra meine madira pan nhi Kiya। 🙃

Ro: did you just call me Asur??

Jinks: are you sprouting Sanskrit?

Jaddu: when did you learn Sanskrit?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

V: yadhyapi aap lakshay se chuk rhe hai। Parantu Humein purna vishwash hai aap jald hi iss shabdkosh se awgat ho jayenge 😄😄😄

H: what? 😭😭😭😭

R: this all is going over my head.😵😵😵

Ro: can you speak Hindi??

Jinks: +1

Shreyas: +1

Yuzi: +1

Kul:+1

Jaddu: +1

Rishu: +1

Sikh: +1

V: yeh jankr humein atyant prashanta huyi parantu hum Hindi Ka hi upyog kr rhe hai। 🙃🙃🙃

R: hinglish use kro then, bro 😒😒😒

V: yeh hinglish kya vastu hai, Anuj। Hum iss se awgat nhi।

Shrey: who is anuj now??

Rishu: I think I'm gonna faint।

V: kadapi aapko oshadhi Ka sewan krna chahiye

Ro: I think I'll go mad।

Sikhi: not alone bro।

V: aap sb mitra jis bhasha Ka upyog kr rhe hai voh humari bhasha nhi।

R: my head will officially blast right about now।

V: humein jankar atyant shantushti huyi।

R: 🤯🤯

Jaddu: aaltu jalatu aayi bala ko taal tu 😏😏

V: yeh mayavi vachan humein atyant shubh pratit huye 😌😌😌

Sikhi: Aaltu jalatu bol na re faltu😒😒😒😒

Yuzi: yo khada fufa tera

V: Sangeet samelan nhi yeh 😏

Kul: bhaiya can you speak things we can understand??

V: hum wahi bol rahe hai vats.

Jaddu: no one is your vats here, Vii

V: aap iss se agyat hai toh yeh aapki samasya hai

Sikh: what you had in breakfast? Sanskrit textbook??

Harry: Are you possessed??

R: by some 13 th century ghost??

Ro: or did you hit your head with some 13 century artifact??

V: aapke mastak pr prahar krne ki tivra kamna ho rahi hai humein।

Ro: what?? 🤨

R: +1

Shrey: +1

Virat couldn't help but laugh reading their rreplies. God this is absolute fun.

He knows Hindi is little weak of Ro, Shrey, Rahul, Jinks but who knew he can threaten them in Hindi and they won't even get it.

Well, should he make them watch Mahabharata and Ramayan too?? He is sure for some people he have to even make Ramayan and Mahabharata play with subtitles.

But, should he stop now??

He thinks they'll really go mad if he continues like this.

But first he need to ask his partner in crime.

V: oye, Jad should I stop? Is this enough for them.

Jaddu: nops, abhi toh mazza shuru huya hai.

V: I don't know what else to say??

Jaddu : speak movie dialogues, let's see if they get it or not?

V: you still gonna act confused?

Jaddu: absolutely 🤣🤣🤣

V: let's do it then, sarthi 😁😁😁😁

Back in the group।

V: hai Murkh prani, meine chutkula sunaya hai, hai tuch prani muskuraye।

Shrey: 😅😅😅

Harry: bhagwan uthalo re baba

R: 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Ro:🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Jinks: 🙍🏻‍♂️

Jaddu: is karya k liye garud puran mein alag se dand hai 🧟🧟🧟🧟

V: zor zor se ucharan krke sbko yojna bata do 👀👀👀👀

Shrey: Mera sar chakra raha hai 🥺🥺🥺

V: abhi toh aur anand aayaga, priya Anuj 😆😆😆😆

R: I'm out

V: aapka bahar jana nishesdh hai 😌😌😌😌

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Mahendra Singh Dhoni was having a peaceful evening in his farm house. He was enjoying himself and the peace around.

But can he ever enjoy peace while his little brothers are alive and out there.  

No absolutely not.

So, as soon as he took the relaxing sip of his evening chai.

His phone started pinging with— what felt like a thousand messages.

Sighing, and pondering what kind of trouble his kids managed to call to themselves amidst the lockdown?

He bid good bye to his peaceful evening.

And checked out his phone.

His WhatsApp was buzzing with notification.

So, sighing and deciding if this was some kind of prank then god save those kids.

He opened his whatsapp.

And there was messages in line from his brothers.

Ro

Jinks

Rahul

Harry

Sikhi

Kul

Yuzi

Shrey

Rishu

Each of the messages seem to have the same gist.

"What's wrong with Virat? Virat bhaiya is possessed? Virat has gone mad."

Rubbing his head Mahi thought what did his cheeku do now? What kind of trouble he called? As he waited for the pics sent with the messages to load.

All of them were screen shots. Screen shots from a particular group messages.

Mahi couldn't help but smile reading the messages. God, no wonder his kids were going mad.

And noticing Jadu's absence in his inbox and presence in the group.  It didn't take him long to understand the situation.

This was Jaddu and Virat's idea of quarantine prank and Mahi also knew why he wasn't added to the group.

While he wondered what gave this idea to Virat and Jaddu. He now had to handle the kids. The kids who were really freaking out. The kids who seriously believed something was wrong with Virat.

Well, Harry seemed quite sure Virat's phone has gotten stolen. Yes, stolen during house lock.

Yeah, Mahi was thinking how such ideas come in Harry's mind.

But first he replied to all his kids with similar answer.

"Virat is suffering from Shudh hindi fever."

_the end_