"Magic is real!"

"I don't think its magic, Frederick," Goldie said as he looked up from his book.

"Then what was it?" I asked him.

"Coincidence," he replied.

I rolled my eyes, "Whatever you say, Goldie,"

He smiled sarcastically and returned to his book.

I put Snow White on again. I know what you're thinking, "That's really gay dude..." but I have really good reasoning! Get this! Today!

"Shhh! Frederick! No spoilers!" Goldie hissed.

I squealed, "Sorry,"

Sorry everyone but I have to go. Where you ask? To re-watch the scene where Prince Charming kisses a random corpse in the woods. Stop judging me.