Initiating plan in 3...

2...

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You were still on Zoe's back when you suddenly started thrashing, punching, and kicking.

Zoe just dropped you.

You glared up at her, "Hey!" 

"You're the one who put up such a fuss."

"YOU GUYS were the ones to suggest skinning me and selling my hair!!"

"Oh yeah..." Jo and Zoe quickly toss their knives away. "We were just kidding."

Jo steps forward a bit and holds out her hand. You hesitantly take it and she pulls you to your feet, "We're actually heading for The Capital."

"Er....which one?"

"Bub can't remember, she has to double check Hey, Doll."

~5 minutes later~

"The Monster Capital."

"That's where me and G were headed..."

"WhO?" another girl walked up to them.

"Uh.." you look at her, "Who are you?"

"Your creator."

"Teeeechnically not I mean teeeeeechnically I'm a reader insert character which means I am Y/N yet I am NOT Y/N, I belong to no one and-and NO ONE HAS CREATED M-"

~take 2~

"My creator? Pfft-okay," you laugh.

The girl looks at her like she's stupid, 'She thinks I'm joking.' "O...kay...well, the name's Mallory. Mal for short. Gisminetouchhimandyou'redead-who are you guys?"

These girls somehow didn't hear the G part, "I'm Zoe!"

"Y/N.."

"Welp, guess that leaves me, Jo."

"Great, now, who were you talking about?"

You huff, kicking at the ground and stuffing your free hand in one of the the pockets of your pants. "Just a skeleton I was traveling with. He saved my life, then I stalked him like a creep. He let me tag along after confronting me and we were on our way to the human capital to save his brother from probably unimaginable doom," you check your nails, "so..."

"Oh," Jo chimes in, "That's...nice."

Zoe snorts, "Where is he now?"

"That's a good question..." you shook your head loose of G's braids and used one hand to pull the strands of hair free. 

"He ditched you, I saw it from the distance."

You just stared at her blankly. "wut.."

~ many rages later and a pansy sighting ~

"G YOU ASSHAT GET YOUR BONY SELF BACK OVER HERE!" You screeched.

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Ehehehehehehehe....never enrage a girl.

Much less a whole group of girls.

~ Bub =)