And so while G is being a pansy and running away after dropping you like a sack of potatoes...you're still asleep somehow btw...the sand viper decides to avenge his/her/thing/it/their/creature/er...thing brother/sister/mother/father/grandmother/uncle/person/monster/idfk.

The viper recognizes you from the echo-communication--totally a thing, don't judge the author--call it got from the other one.

/Flashback/

V1: I'VE BEEN IMPALED

V2: Wut?

V1: I said I've been impaled- you're ruining the dramatic flashback scen-I'VE BEEN IMPAAAALED.

V2 Oh uh ok welp-OH MY GAWD R U OK?

V1: NO

V1: NO I AM NOT "OK"!!

V1: WHY WOULD I BE OK

V1: I JUST TOLD YOU I'VE BEEN IMPALED AND YOU ASK IF I'M OK..

V2: Isn't that the nice thing to do..?

V1: -_- It's not in the script.

V2: We don't have a script.

V1: Oh sure we do!

V2: Bub is literally just winging it, bruh.

V1: Did I mention I've been impaled IN. THE. EYE.

V2: Nope

V2: Crapthat'snotdramaticenough-errr...WHO'S the bloody culprit?!

V1<--is somehow miraculously british: TrIgGeReD

V2: oh sorry *sips tea*

V1: =_=

V2: Well? Whodunit?

V1: *sends mental picture*

V2: ew.

V1: ikr

V1: *dies*

V2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-*chokes on spit*

/Flashback over/

It roared and dove for you.

You popped up like a daisy.

Both of you screamed.

Viper was screaming-well more like screeching- because you popped up onto your feet like a flipping zombie. Like you somehow had super human strength for about 2 seconds.

You were screaming because-

-Well because A FLIPPING SAND VIPER IS HEADING RIGHT FOR YOUR GROGGY JUST-WOKE-UP ARSE AND G IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.

And your head hurts.

Because G dropped you.

But SHH you don't know that! You didn't even know he was carrying you so...

"THIS. IS...." a voice bellowed behind you.

Just then a girl with er....some sort of appearance that Bub doesn't know leaps over you.

"ZOEEEEEEEEE-" she sparta kicks the Viper in the face.

Another girl with an appearance Bub DOES know but is too lazy to describe-just know she's wearing Dipper Pine's hat- comes running in like a zombie from WWZ (so many zombie similes...) and jumps with a battle cry. She lands on it's "head" and starts whacking it with an object you can't make out.

"VIPER NO VIPING! VIPER NO VIPING! V I P E R  N O  V I P I N G!"

You take a step back at the suddenly ferocious voice coming out of that girl, holding your hands to your chest, leg bent and half-way lifted, and wearing a very freaked out expression on your face.

Zoe is hanging from it's face and punching it in the eye repeatedly.

And Bub is too lazy to describe more because there's a cat in the house and it's distracting her...

So we're just going to say the Viper died from a big rock that came flying out of nowhere and into it's eye. A piece of it broke off and somehow managed to come flying in your direction.

The girl with the hat who you just heard say her name was Jo went tumbling backwards, letting the object she held fly.

It was a box.

And out of the box?

Shot a bag. 

The bag rammed into the broken piece of rock, sending it off course and to the ground.

The  bag somehow crashed into you, sending you to the ground.

Needless to say, the most common thing to happen in a cheesy X Reader or romantic fanfiction is what?

The girl passes out a lot.

And that's what you did.

But not before catching a glimpse of your hero.

Your eyes sparkled with awe before things went black and you left Jo and Zoe with your snoring form.

***

Or lord help me I'm cringing so hard AHAHA

But I guess that's the point XD

~ Bub =)