How to make your boyfriend hate you

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Sunday
Zuzu: Yuya your burning my eyes...
Yuya: Are you saying im hot?
Zuzu: no, you burned me so now I'm in the hospital....
Monday
Zuzu: Im dating Yugo now...
Yuya: WHAT?!?!? I KNEW HE FLIRTED WITH YOU RARLEY BUT THIS FAR?!?!
Zuzu: Idiot....
Tuesday
Zuzu: Im pregnant....
Yuya: IM NOT READY TO BE A FATHER!!!
Zuzu: to a doll....
Yuya: Oh, then im ready.....
Zuzu: 10 Children...
Yuya: NVM....
Wensday
Zuzu: I have your boxers ....
Yuya: ZUZU WHAT THE HELL
Zuzu: Boxing gloves sorry autocorrect....
Thursday
Zuzu: Hey Yuya.... Im in the Xyz Dimension....
Yuya:....... Whut.....
Zuzu: cause I'm with your dad.
Yuya: DAD!!!!
--SakakiYuya left--
Zuzu: Idiot
Friday
Zuzu: im now a comedian....
Yuya: ..... Ok....
Zuzu: So your not gonna talk to him?
Yuya: Who?
Zuzu: Come He Di Den...
Yuya:???
Zuzu: Come here Diden....
Yuya: Whos Diden?
Zuzu: Your breath
Yuya:? Is it bad?
Zuzu: No, it's the son of the illuminati... You Dragon licker....
Yuya:???
Saturday
Zuzu: Want to go to the carnival
Yuya: sure
Zuzu: ON A DATE WITH ME!
Yuya:?
Zuzu: OOOHHH HES GONNA DATE YOU SELENA!!!
Selena: YUS YUYA~KUN COME HERE!!!!!
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Next Sunday
Yuya: I wanna kill you
Zuzu: Ok finally you understood..
Yuya: Whut?
Zuzu: dragon licker.....
Yuya: WHAT IS THAT!!!!
Zuzu: you lick a dragons tail...
Yuya:????
Zuzu: as a human...
Yuya: our relationship is over...
---SakakiYuya left---
Zuzu: HA!

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