Zuzu: I got a random  package today...
Selena: What is it?
Zuzu:.....
Zuzu: It's a man....
Selena:????
Zuzu: YUYA IS IN THE BOX?!!!?
Selena:WHAT THE HELL?!!?!?
Zuzu: HE EVEN SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Selena: WHAT THE F--
Zuzu: DONT YOU DARE CURSE OR ILL KILL YOU!
Selena: FINE!
Zuzu: OMG WE NEED TO CALL THE FBI!!!
Zuzu: OMG YUYA BROUGHT A HIPPO IN MY HOUSE
Selena: OMG
Selena: CAN I KEEP IT?!
Zuzu: NO IM GONNA COOK IT WHEN HE LEAVES!!!
Selena: 😭
Zuzu: HES ASKING FOR ME TO MARRY HIM!!!
Selena: SAY YES!!!
Zuzu: I SAID.......
Selena: 💍💍💍

Zuzu: no you idiot...
Selena: I would marry him....
Zuzu: OH MY GOD IM GONNA UPLOAD WHAT YOU SAID ON FACEBOOK!
Selena: NO! GOD NO PLEASE NO!
Zuzu: It's uploaded!
Selena:......... I will freaking call the police