Women.... And butts of Dragons (part 1/2)

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Yuya: Hey!
Yugo: Hola
Yuri: Hello
Yuto: Sup...
Yuya: You know im happy to be alive :D
Yuri: GET TO THE POINT!
Yuya: My Mother-In-Law had a dueling studio....
Yuri: GET TO THE GOD DMAN POINT!
Yuto: SHUT UP YURI!
Yuya: She had it for 30 yrs...
Yuya: but 4 days ago she was about to close the studio, take the money, retire, be an independent woman
Yuya: for the rest of her life
Yuya: But guess what?
Yuto: .... What
Yuya: I SAID GUESS!!!!
Yugo: SHE DIED!
Yuri: ANIMALS TORE UP HER SOUL AND STABBED HER AS HER BLOOD FILLED THE KNIFE AS THE RABBITS LAUGHED EATING ALL OF GUTS AND LIMBS!!!
Yuya: 😖
Yuya: no! There was a hurricane! And it was in West Palm Beach Florida!
(It's close to where I live since im in Florida :P)
Yugo: Where your..... Oh...
Yuya: Yeah... She had to move to Maiami City with me
Yuya: I don't know how this happened now! It's me, my wife, my three little girls, a female dog, 3 females rats, and a female fish.... Now my mother-in-law and as a bonus my Sister-In-Law!
Yuto: Oh Jesus Christ.....
Yuri: My house is filled with men :D AND THEY ARE ALL GOING TO BE BOUNTY HUNTERS!!!! 🔫🔫🔫😄
Yuya: Im becoming uterus as we speak....
Yuri: wtf.....
Yugo: that's f*cking crazy right there señor.....
Yuya: the only other male in the house is my other dog Core and my cat En.....
Yugo: Oh! I just realized something! En+Core= Encore!
Yuto: Took u long enough 😒🕛🕐🕑🕒🕓
Yugo: UGH!
Yuya: and Core and my other dog Joy had s*x....
Yuri: 😂😂😂
Yuto: U son of a....
Yuya: then after 10 days of vacation I open the door to see Core on the floor like "Hey.... Yuya.... I just had s*x.... Help me before Lyric starts f*cking me too"
Yugo:........
Yuto: you should kill those pets...
Yuya: well now my daughters are 8, 10 and for the love of Satan 18.....
Yuya: I need to go to therapy....
Yuya: And me and Yuzu realized we're living on the edge of hell....
Yuya:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

Yuya: It's just the end...
Yuya: and I guess when you live in a house full of women they just like... Fuse together and almost sound like the same person, like if your on the phone, your sleeping.... Like, all that sh*t... Because now God has a sense of humor
Yuto: didn't he already?
Yuya: So then whenever I visit Reiji im just gonna say GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!
Yuya: My office room door will be locked and all I hear is Satan saying "RUN B*TCH RUN!" Then Core will be next to me saying "DONT OPEN THE DOOORRRR!!!!!!!"
Yugo: Jesus Christ good thing me and Rin don't have children yet XD Señor eso va hacer mal para ti.... En el futuro.....

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