This format belongs to ProfDabber. Remember those chapters like "how to procrastinate" or "how to highlight the important parts of a paper?" It was inspired by him. Thanks, Malik.

With the help of ProfDabber and VanguardRanger25

steps on "how to be a pedophile"

Step 1: Go onto VanguardRanger25's message board

Step 2: Ask if you can suck her "kawaii-ness"

Step 3: Wait for @ZappingThunder to say that that sounds wrong

Step 4: Tell TiffanAY (@ZappingThunder) that you aren't a pedophile

Step 5: Wait for TiffanAY to say that you are a pedophile

Now you are a pedophile, because TiffanAY is always right.

Success!