listen here friends. outside your window is something (someone) you are aware of, but you don't know what (who) it is. so of course you open your window and jump onto the roof like a rational person. you don't see them because your blind ass can't see them right behind you. they jump through your window. their fatass (jk) produced wind that made you look toward your window. they're sitting on your bed, staring at you. (not like creepily or anything. they're looking at you, but they're staring at you) so of course your dumbass tries to talk to them. they get scared tf out (btw ur opp gender) and run outta ur room and downstairs. (yes u have 2 story house in this story) you walk downstairs (jk) in your head. what you do is you jump off the railing and land in front of them. they give you a kissy (lmao what) on the left cheek. why not ur right? bc they caress your right cheek. but it weird they caressing with their left hand so their arm is just across their body. also their hand is soft and warm so it's good :)

but interesting bc next ur s/o (significant other) kicks down your door (jk they knock and ur mom opens it for them) and they go up to u and they like "wtf u cheater" so they slap u and u hurt

note they slap ur left cheek which is where u got the kissy

the other two same gender

the one who give u kissy take ur s/o hand and slap it on their mouth

ur s/o is gay now

the only option is to break up and be with the one who give u kissy

<3

u x the one who give u kissy