From SuzumeLucilfer:

Well, this'll be fun. Just let me put on my midnight thinking cap...

The Grease of the East — French Fry x Burger

Freshly cooked, along with many others, the fry, named F, had been pulled out of the deep fryer and shaken into a bag. Looking around, she saw many other fries being pulled out of deep fryers. What really caught her eye was a burger.

With his bun just put on to finish him, he was plated onto the same one as F. This burger was named B. "Hey," F said, trying to get his attention.

"Who said that?" B asked, looking on to the bag of fries that the sound came from.

"I said that!" F replied.

"Which one?"

"This one!"

"I don't know which one that is!"

"On the very top! The highest fry!"

"The one squiggling up and down?"

"Yes! That's me!"

"Oh! Well, hello there! I am B, and you?"

"F! Nice to meet you!" With a closer look at B, she was able to notice more of his detailed features, like his shiny bun and fresh vegetables. His perfect round meat was irresistible.

On the other hand, B couldn't take his eyes off of F's golden brown look. Her straightness at the edges and salt were perfect additions to her perfect look.

They felt themselves carried away. F was getting dizzy, not only because of the speed of their movement, but because B was right next to her. B felt the same way, but he was not as dizzy. "I wish this meeting could last longer," he said, waiting for himself to be eaten. Though, the time never came.

"I'm so full... I'll just finish this last... wait! This one looks so good! I think I'll save it, along with the burger." they heard their potential murderer say.

"Does that mean—" F started.

"We're still alive!" B said. "We can be together longer!"

"Wait, but he'll eat us eventually! We must escape soon!"

"Don't worry, we'll find a way, together," B said.

"Yes, together," F agreed.

Fortunately, their ex-potential murderer had to use the restroom due to having drained a large soft drink. They were still on the plate. F had gone under B's top bun so that they could be together always and for more protection. B rolled onto the table and off to the floor. Surprisingly, B and his contents stayed intact the entire time, to both their relief. He rolled out through the door, which was ajar.

(Going to stop it at this cliffhanger here because it is midnight, after all. I'll continue it eventually. Just for you XD)

From Lumi_Kasanagi:

I'm going to give some photos for context. Quick warning: it has CURSING.

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

But of course, since writing about the actual reason why we did this would be boring (okay maybe not), I'm going to use my midnight thinking cap and be more creative about it!

Let's go!

And, just a quick side note, yes, I will use cursing in this story to make it DRAMATIC DUN DUN DUN

Being Xinful you know what I mean

>:)

Fuck You — Zap + Xin

"Don't tell me you actually just did what you just did," Zap muttered, looking at the splattered milk and shattered glass all over the floor.

"And you're not stopping me," Xin replied, reaching for another glass of milk.

"Don't you even dare," Zap said, snatching the glass of milk and splashing the contents all over Xin's face.

Xin, now drenched with milk, ran for a towel. "You're lucky the kitchen's nearby, else you might've slipped on this milk, huh?" Zap said, taunting her.

"Shut up!" she shouted, grabbing the jug of milk and throwing it at Zap.

Zap, who fell to the ground from the impact, said, "Fuck you."

"Fuck you too," Xin said, still trying to wipe the milk off.

"Fuck you three." Zap got up. He walked over to the fridge, glaring at Xin, who glared right back. What he got was a completely full jug of milk. He reached for the cap.

"No—" Xin began. "Fuck you four!" she said as she tripped on the milk Zap poured all over the floor.

"Fuck you five!" he said right back, moving the stream of milk to Xin's head.

"Arrgh! Fuck you six!" She grabbed Zap's shirt and caused him to fall down as well. Now face to face, she flipped him off.

"Fuck you seven," Zap muttered through gritted teeth, flipping her off right back.

Spreading the towel and getting back up on it, she said, "Fuck you infinity. I'm done."

"Fuck you infinity... plus one." Zap crawled to a different location and stood up. "Stopping now?"

Xin, smirking, said, "Well, actually... fuck you."

"No... you. Fuck you."

Xin pulled out a wet Uno reverse card from her pocket. Walking over to Zap, she slapped it on his chest.

"Well, shit." Pulling an Uno card from his back pocket, a Wild Draw Four one, he slid it into Xin's hair. "Green."

"Glad I played this game..." Xin muttered. Pulling out a Just Say No! Monopoly Deal Card, she placed it on top of Zap's head.

10 minutes pass and the two of them have set up a game of Monopoly. Zap grabbed his piece and knocked Xin's into the square labeled "Go To Jail." He himself did the honors, moving Xin's piece to the jail square. Xin, slightly annoyed, grabbed Zap's piece and knocked hers out of the jail square. Zap then made a ruckus on the board. While Xin was distracted by him, his left arm quickly grabbed her starting money.

Xin, giving up, grabbed the board and flipped it over. "Now we're done!" she said with a fake smile.

"Fuck you," Zap said. She grinned.

(Hope you enjoyed that story, Xin and everyone else reading this. I had a lot of fun writing it, and I can definitely do a different variation if you'd like. And as always, fuck you.)

Thanks for keeping me awake until 1 in the morning, and goodbye!