You
Guys
Tell me why someone airdropped me this picture

Why-
Who-
What-
How did this happen wth
Who's taking pictures of captain America's ass
Why is it shiny
Level like
3 gyatt
And why
What the gyatt
Save me

Grampa Tom 👨🏼‍🦳🕺
That's incredibly unsettling.
Who would do that?

Vent crawler 💅
OMG IT'S THE AMERICAS ASS MEME

You
Oh cool I didn't know that was a thing lmao
Also do y'all have anymore friends I'm bored and the author wants to write about someone new

Tiny Stink 🤏💩
Huh????

Vent crawler 💅
OOH YES I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS I GOT SOME FRIENDS ONE SEC

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????
What's this

???
Da fuq
What's goin on

????
Who dis

Vent crawler 💅
This is comedian and she wanted more friends also we use weird nicknames
I'm vent crawler and there's also tiny stink and grampa tom

You
YAY MOAR BESTIES
IS ONE OF YOU GUYS A SCARY LADY CALLED 'N' CUZ IF SO TINY AND VENT CRAWLER ARE TERRIFIED OF YOU

???
WAHAHAHA NO BUT I CAN TELL HER
OOOH OR I CAN ADD HER
CALL ME SPEED
I AM SPEED

You
OK SPEED ME LIKEY
WHO THE OTHER PERSON

Speed 🏃
YAY

????
Call me
Uhh
Idk
Uhh

You
ur taking too long I'm just gonna call u idk

Idk
Aight ig that's fine
🪿
I CAN'T DRIVE

You
OMG
I'M A GOOSE 🪿🪿🪿🪿

Idk
YES

You
OMG UR GOOSE NOW
YOU SLAY

GOOSE🪿
YAY
GOOSES

You
teehee

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???
Wtf am I doing here who's this also is this why you guys have been staring at your phones for the last ten minutes

Speed 🏃
Yes

???
K

You
HIIIII OMG ARE YOU SCARY LADY CALLED N

Tiny Stink 🤏💩
NO
NONONOONOO

Vent crawler 💅
💀💀😘

???
Um yea ig

You
YESSSSS IVE LOOKED UP TO YOU EVER SINCE TINY STINK THREATENED TO SIC YOU ON VENT CRAWLER UR MY IDOL IT'S AN HONOR TO FINALLY MEET YOU ALSO TINY IS ACTUALLY TERRIFIED OF YOU I'M COMEDIAN

???
Woah that's a lotta text one sec
AYYY SLAY TYSM UR SUPER COOL
YOU CAN CALL ME RED
Or just N works

You
YESSSS ILY
teehee

Red N 🥰🔪
Teehee

You
The other names are tiny stink, vent crawler, grampa tom, goose, and speed
I bet you can't guess who is who

Red N 🥰🔪
Oh I can guess alr

You
Oh damn ok
Aight i gyatta go
I have school tmrw and we have a field trip to simewhere sciencey or like a parent teacher conference or sm
I don't rememebrt
Gn lmao

Red N 🥰🔪
Gnn!! Sleep well

Just for reference
Vent crawler 💅: Clint
Red N 🥰🔪: Nat
GOOSE🪿/idk: Sam
Speed 🏃: Pietro
Grampa Tom 👨🏼‍🦳🕺: Steve
Tiny Stink 🤏💩: Tony

Also partially for me so I can c&p their names and not have to type them every time teehee

Thx for reading pookies