Some people call it
A Bottom Burp,
Some people call it wind.
Some think it is
Oh, so funny,
And others believe it
A sin.

To one it might be
Called a Pump,
While another might say
"No!
The proper name for
doing a trump,
Is, actually,
'Letting one go!'"

Some are silent,
As quiet as a mouse,
While some erupt
Almost shaking the house!
Some are a hiss,
A mere escaping of air,
While some are like thunder,
Almost curling your hair!

Then there's the other feature,
Not pleasant at all.
A feature that's been known
To make the strongest man fall!
The smell, the stench,
The pong, the reek.
It turns your stomach,
And you can't even speak.

And though you might hide it,
And not make much of a fuss,
And say "I don't do that!"
Well, EVERYONE does!
And it may not be pretty,
And it may not be art,
But, come on, really,
It's only a fart!