Aries: potato

Taurus: a fancy hat

Gemini: google's search history

Cancer: a feisty carrot

Leo: kanye

Virgo: pizza

Libra: a giant tub of spaghetti

Scorpio: nostradamus

Sagittarius: michelle obama

Capricorn: five boxes of captain crunch

Aquarius: the word 'actually'

Pisces: squirtle