🌿 One-Short: Aquarius & Libra 🌿

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(Aquarius & Libra)

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Aquarius: So oxygen went on a date with potassium... it went OK

Libra: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium...OMG

Aquarius: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was like NO

Gemini: I thought oxygen had double bond with the hydrogen twins

Libra: Looks like someone's a HO

Gemini: NaBrO

Leo: I'm done with you all

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Libra: When was the last time you did something romantic?

Aquarius: Last night

Libra: Oh yeah? When?

Aquarius: I took a romantic walk

Libra: To where?

Aquarius: The fridge...

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Libra: *holds the door open for Leo* After you

Leo: No, after you

Libra: I insist, after you

Aquarius: *pushes past both of them* after me

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Libra: What's love to you?

Aquarius: A four letter word?

Libra: No, like, what's your definition for it?

Aquarius: It's a killer that never dies...

Libra: More like killer in a fairytale that never crease to amaze :)

Aquarius: Yea-

Libra: So tell me, did you got amazed by anyone?

Aquarius: ...uhh...yes...

Libra: *excited* Really? Who's that?

Aquarius: *looks at Libra, blushes* It's-

Libra: It's...? Who? Who?

Aquarius: It's y-

Sagittarius: *break open door* MURDER TIME!!

Libra: SAG!!!

Aquarius: Murder time?!

Libra: Aqua! That's not important right now! Let's finish our talk!

Aquarius: Libra, how is it not important?! Do you know how the world population is decreasing??

Libra: I don't fucking care, whom do you like?

Sagittarius: Ehh...I know whom Aqua likes! :D

Libra: ...who?

Sagittarius: It's y-

Aries: SAG! I BROUGHT THE AXE! YOU UP FOR KILLING?!

Libra: *facepalm*

Sagittarius: HELL YEAH! Aqua, you in?

Aquarius: Of course not! Value human life a little!!

Libra: I ASKED A FREAKING QUESTION!!

Everyone: *startled*

Aries: You need to calm down

Aquarius: You're being too loud...

Sagittarius: And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ~~~~

Libra: You need to just stop!!

Leo: *rushes inside the room in a gown* Like, can you just not step on my gown??

Everyone: ....

Leo: 😃😃😃

Sagittarius: Leo, Libra and Aquarius are having a moment here...

Libra: WHO RUINED IT FIRST? 😒

Aquarius: 😅 Anyways, let's head out, Virgo is waiting *rushes out of the room*

Libra: ...😑😑😑 just wow

Sagittarius: Lol, let's go too

Everyone: Yeah!!

Sagittarius: *turns to Libra* Btw, The one Aquarius love is Your fantastically, honey-covered soul, mixing with creamy vocabulary and magical depth of words with sprinkles on the top :)

Libra: *flushed* W-wha-what?

Aries: Yeah, she said that... also...I heard she was planning to devour your soul-

Libra: WHAT??!

Aries: Just kidding :p

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