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(Cancer [F] & Capricorn [M])

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Capricorn: Milady, if looks can kill, I would have been dead by now

Cancer: 🙂 Cut the chase, I like you too, just take my hand and my soul and my whole life

Capricorn: ....

Cancer: 😊😊😊

Capricorn: I don't like easy girls 💀

Cancer: 🤡🤡 bruh what?

Capricorn: Sorry, but I'm no longer interested in you

Cancer: *gets up* *grabs his collar* What did you just say?!

Capricorn: I'm not longer interested-

Cancer: BEFORE THAT!!

Capricorn: ...M-milady, i-if looks can k-kill-

Cancer: Huh! Are you trying to impress me?! Was that supposed to impress me??

Capricorn: M-milady....

Cancer: Leave my sight this instant!!

Capricorn: *blushes* So cool...

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Cancer: *randomly walking* *stops* Is someone staring at me?

Capricorn: *randomly sips his boba while sitting on a bench*

Cancer: Why is he staring at me...?

Capricorn: *thinks* this boba is nice, and so the weather and the day- *looks at Cancer staring at him* ....or not?

Cancer: *frowns*

Capricorn: *gulps* what's wrong with her...? I'm innocent-

Cancer: *frowns more deeply*

Capricorn: (ʘᴗʘ✿) Save me mom

Cancer: *goes near him* Were you staring at me just now???

Capricorn: (ʘᴗʘ✿) Wut- I mean- I'm staring at u just now... I've eyes...

Cancer: ಠಗಠ

Capricorn: *thinks* Oh shit, I messed up-

Cancer: So...you think I'm hot or something??

Capricorn: *thinks* I'll definitely not mess up this time-

Capricorn: Of course not!! How can I think like that??

Cancer: ಥ_ಥ You think I'm ugly?

Capricorn: *panicks* noo! You're not!! Why are you crying??

Cancer: I-I just try but it's rude of you, you know...I try to fit in and try to love myself- but it's just so hard when people-

Capricorn: *grabs her face* I think you misunderstood me! I never said you're ugly!

Capricorn: Instead, you're beautiful!

Cancer: *eyes wide open* R-really?

Capricorn: Yes! You're beautiful just the way you are :)

Cancer: Thank you *sobs*

Capricorn: You're welcome :D btw, who are you?

Cancer: I'm Cancer

Capricorn: ....(ʘᴗʘ✿) okay-

Cancer: Wanna exchange numbers and maybe we can hang out on Sundays and all? :)

Capricorn: I don't know you and this is the first time I met you but sure, it sounds totally normal! I'm in (◕ᴗ◕✿)

*And from here the love story began*

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Cancer: Hey Cap, wassup?

Capricorn: Fine

Cancer: Uh... what's up?

Capricorn: Fine

Cancer: No no, what is up?

Capricorn: It will be you in the heaven if you annoy me again

Cancer: *gets all teary and cries*

Sagittarius: *gasps* CAPRICORN MADE CANCER CRY!!

Capricorn: Wtf I didn't!

Cancer: *cries more loudly*

Taurus: ....Rude Capricorn-

Sagittarius: So rude, but what exactly happened?

Cancer: He always plays his savage games so I tried his trick on him and he got angry...*sobs*

Taurus: What trick?

Cancer: When he asked for water, I gave him ice and told him to wait *cries loudly*

Everyone: LMAOO

Capricorn: *sighs* but there there Cancer, I'm sorry for shouting at you *hugs her*

Cancer: *cries more loudly*

Capricorn: Stop crying already, I'm sorry

Cancer: No no, it's out of happiness

Capricorn: Pfft, okay, I'll buy you your favourite cheesecake this evening :)

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Capricorn: I hate this world

Capricorn: The world could have been a better place

Capricorn: I hate my boss

Capricorn: He is the reason the world isn't a better place yet

Capricorn: I hate humans

Capricorn: Their existence is the reason why the world can't be a better place

Cancer: ...

Capricorn: *looks at her* Not you, Cancer

Capricorn: You're an angel

Cancer: ...I think you need a break from work, Cap

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Cancer: Cap! I heard you're not okay! Do you need help?

Capricorn: Bake me a cake

Capricorn: Clean my room

Capricorn: Give me money

Capricorn: Buy me clothes

Capricorn: Buy me an island

Capricorn: And the whole world

Capricorn: Feed me pizza

Capricorn: Hug me

Capricorn: Kiss-

Cancer: ...Huh?

Capricorn: Nahh, just kidding XD

Cancer: Uhhhh...

Capricorn: I'm fine, Cancer, thank you

Cancer: If you say so, if you face any trouble feel free to tell me

Capricorn: Of course :)

Cancer: *leaves*

Capricorn: *mutters* I did needed a hug tho...

*Later, Cancer baked him a cake*

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