Virgo: AUTHOR, WHERE YOU AT?!
Author: ........
Libra: AUTHORRRRRRRRRR.... Oh wait, PINK FLUFFY UNICORNSSSSS DANCING ON RAINBOWSSSSSSSSSS
Author: .......
Sagi: Author? Is something wrong......?....
Author: ........
Gemini: I believe Author is suffering from something known as, homework overdose syndrome...... AND ALSO TOO MUCH ANIME.....
Author: ........
Capricorn: Ya right..... What are her symptoms?!
Sagi: Well.... She's tired, headaches, looks dead, dressed up as a weeaboo....
Taurus: DON'T WORRY, I GOT THIS!!!! *enters symptoms on Google*
Leo: YA, SO WHAT'S HER ILLNESS?!?!?!
Taurus: OH NO..... This is horribleeeeee...... Oh NOOOOOOOOO......
Aries: WHAT WHAT?! IS AUTHOR GONNA DIEEEEEEE?!?!
Aquarius: I'm suuuuuuure it's just a small flu or something.....
Taurus: THIS IS REALLY BAD, CALL HADES!!!!
Scorpio: You call?....
Pisces: AH, I GIVE UP!!! *steals computer from Taurus* Oh no.... This IS really bad....
Cancer: W-what.... W-what will happen to Author-chan......
Taurus: I-IT SAYS H-HERE........ SHE HAS NETWORK CONNECTIVITY PROBLEMS!!!! I THINK ITS INCURABLE!!!!
Gemini: .......

Author: Ok guys...., on a serious note... YAYS I MANAGE TO ESCAPE THE UNDERWORLD FOR A FEW DAYS..... WHOOPIE SCREW YOU SCORPIO!!!!
Alright, so what I'm saying is High school is very stressful..... I haven't been getting much sleep or motivation recently (by recently, I meant the last WHAT.... TWO months?!.... Yes, I know I was gone for a looooooong time.... Sorry bout that....), I'll just simply explain to you guys my problems.....
There's this course that EVERYONE has to take, whether they like it or not. Some are natural successors, while others have many people to support them through. And then there are people like me who are FAILINGGGGG.... And going like YA SCREW THIS I MAKE MY OWN RULES HERE and end up jumping into a pit that's harder to get out.
Basically the course is known as LIFE. And I sorta fell into a pit that led to the Underworld but HEY! I'm back at least! Don't worry! I've beaten up Scorpio on my way there (Sorry Scorpios!!!)!

So basically, I can't be on here as often as I was before, and I really have no time to aim for my usual 'publish at least once a week'.
Right now, all I can do is try to work things out, cause I really do love MESSING WITH THE ZODIACS and reading YOUR comments and stuff.... Wether you like it or not, yes, I have read every comment in this book. So if you commented something weird.... AHAHAHAHAHA
So sorry for the long note, but HERES SOME PICTURES TO HOPEFULLY CHEER YOU UP!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THE PICTURE ABOVE IS LITERALLY LIBI RIGHT NOW.... I AM TOTALLY CLUELESS....

Author: GREAT! After all that RANDOM STUFF, HOPEFULLY you've forgotten my HORRIBLE sins of NOT PUBLISHING for WAYYYYYYY OVVVVVERRRR a month and LETS GO MURDER SOME ZODIACS!!!!

Leo: Buuuut.... You just told them what they were supposed to forget....
Virgo: You don't SAYYYYY Captain LeObvious.... 😑
Gemini: And this is a wonderful example of the effects of a person being on Tumbler/Pinterest too often. Virgo is sadly incurable.
Libra: PINK FLUFFY UNICORNSSSSS......
Gemini: And this is a wonderful example of the effects of someone that's been on YouTube and saw some strange stuff in the recommended section.

Author: ......... Oh, and just so you all know.... I'm going to write about things that has been messing up my life recently WITH THE ZODIACS AS MY CLASSMATES!!!!.... I WILL go back to writing scenarios and requests afterwards when I manage to somehow balance my schedule..., also, apologies if future chapters might be shorter and such..... NAH, I HAVE TOO MUCH TO WRITE ABOUT MY INSANITY AND MY LUNATIC CLASSMATES....

MY TEACHERS:

Libi: Ah yes..... Let's start things off with introducing my WONDERFUL teachers.... (I'll name them Yuri, Lucy, Saitama-ko <You'll understand this name later>, and Levi juuuuuust to make things simpler)

Yuri, the 'Gives lots of Time' Tech Teacher:
Yuri: Soooooo guys..... I want you all to build a bottle rocket by the end of two months.... Have fun.....
Capricorn: TWO MONTHS, I CAN FINISH THIS IS A WEEK...., *ends up playing Clash Royale for the entire class*
Gemini: Well...., if I plan things out correctly.... I can finish this in two days and still manage to fit in my 59 days of procrastination.....
Libra: I WILL MAKE MY ROCKET DESIGN UNICORN THEME SO THEREFORE I MUST BLAST PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS SO THE ENTIRE WORLD CAN HEAR IT!!!!!
Pisces: *busy spamming friends in the middle of class to piss them off* *knows that one friend is having a major exam and spamming him cat emoji*
Virgo: Ahahaha, and you know how Cap always likes to hang out with youuuu...... I senseeeeeee something...... So what's been happening?....
Sagi: Gosh, just shuuuuut up.....
Aquarius: SAGI AND CAPPY SITTING IN A TREE, THE TREE BRANCH BREAKS AND THEY'RE D-Y-I-N-G...- Whoops wrong song....
Taurus: *finishes rocket and eats it* AWWWW MAN, SO I HAFTA MAKE ANOTHERRRRR?!?!
Cancer: *finishes rocket* *hands in a missile* OH WHOOPS, W-WRONG ONE!!!.....
Scorpio: *sighs* Cancer, you're so adorable even when you make mistakes like that- *Cancers ACCIDENTALLY drops a bomb on Scorpio*
Aries: *adds weapons and such onto rocket* BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA THIS WILL BE THE BEST ROCKET EVERRRRR!!!! *On launching day: Rocket fails to fly because it was too heavy*
Yuri: *the next day* Hey, so I expect it to be done in 3 months, just to be clear.....
Everyone: THREE MONTHS?!?!?!

Lucy, The Super Chill Geo Teacher:
Lucy: *first day* It's alright, I understand you guys have other subject homework to do so you won't be receiving much homework from me....
Sagi: *sighs* THANK GODSSSSSSS.....
Libra: YOU MEANT UNICORN GODSSSSSSSS.....
Lucy: *next day* SO DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE HUGE ASSIGNMENT DUE TOMORROW AND THE EXAM!!! But it's ok...., you don't HAVE to finish the project if you want..., your final marks would ONLY be deducted by 70%.... (But if you do do it, your final mark would only increase by 0.0007%)
Aries: *Broke the classroom windows and have already decided it'll be better to PERSUE the hobo career*

Saitama-ko, the Crazy PE Teacher (AKA the female Saitama):
Saitama-ko: GREAT, BY THE END OF THIS SEMESTER YOU ALL SHOULD BE ABLE TO LIFT UP A TEXTBOOK (with your pinky), RUN (across the world), MASTER ALL THE SPORTS (Like, legit. Master.), AND KNOW ABOUT HEALTH NONSENSE CAUSE IM ALSO A HEALTH TEACHER AND FOR THE SAKE OF MY PAYMENT CHEQUE. NOW GET RUNNING!!!
Sagi: *panting* WHY.......ARE.......WE......DOING......THIS......CAP.......
HE.......LP.........ME....... *faints*
Capricorn: *looks almost dead* NEARRRR........FARRRR.......
WHEREVER......... YOU ARE......... I BELIEVE........... I CAN.......SAVE YOU....... SAGI...... *also faints*
Aries: *sprinting* HAH, YA GUYS ALL SUCKKKKKKK...... I AM THE ALMIGHTY RUNNER!!!!! NO ONE CAN BEAT M- *runs into a pole*
Scorpio: M-my princes....*pants*..... D-do you need.....help..... I...... Can.......carry.......you......
Pisces: *almost crawling his way across* FOR CANCER!!!!! *faints*
Cancer: *lightly jogging* Huh? Ya I'm fine..... Scor.... Pie.... A-are you guys alright,......?.......
Libra: *decides to drop out and ride a unicorn to Unicorn Land where running is against the law*
Aquarius: *trying to swim-run....AKA flop like a fish across the track*
Leo: AND YOU'RE GONNNNNA HEARRRRRRR ME- *remembers curse Author has placed upon him*.............meow

Levi, the 'TRYING TO KILL YOU' English teacher:
Levi: *speaking in this quiet, threatening voice* So....., let's start off this school year with a spelling test.... First word, too... too....
Gemini: Ummm.... Mr. Levi.... Do you mind giving the context of that word......?.....
Levi: Oh sure, I had two friends and they were too fast to race with me.
Taurus: BUT I AM TOO HUNGRY TO WORK FOR TWO MORE HOURS I GIVE UPPPPPP.....
Levi: Ah yes Taurus..., that's a great example of the usage of the word 'Too'
Virgo: *hand motioning to Aquarius* K-I-L-L.....M-E....
Levi: *again.... In that deep threatening tone* I'll be handing out an assignment that I expect to be done by....... How about 2 days from now.....?
Capricorn: WHAT?! THATS NOT POSSIBLE...
Levi: Alright then......... How about tomorrow?......
Pisces: BU-
Levi: Alright...... so it's decided.....

YES. INDEED. THESE ARE MY TEACHERS AND MAYBE NOW YOU GET A SENSE WHY IM DYING HERE.....

BUT WINTTTTTTTEEEEERRRRRRE BREAK IS COMING!!!!

WHICH MEANS, FINALLY FREEDO-

Nah just kidding. I got 50 million projects due after the Winter Break and not to mention exams are coming....

Yays. I feel great.

Alright..... For the people that want a more SERIOUS note....
I know I have been gone for a really long time, and please don't think I'm neglecting you guys....
Every reader, everyone I know on Wattpad seriously has a place in my heart, and it means the world to me that there are people who read the strange stuff I think of.... So thank you.....
I really do miss everyone... But every day I end up with like 6 hours of work I'm trying to get done, and I don't have time for anything else...
I'm definitely not very smart, more or less like an average student, but being in a advanced class makes it very challenging to me.
I don't want to be one of those Zodiacs writers who just finds something on Tumbler, COPY, PASTE, PUBLISH.
Nor do I want to become a writer who just writes only for LIKES, and publish stories that might not be very good every single day...
I really want to be someone who tries to write something good, something that you guys might enjoy, and I enjoy writing it as well...
And to do that it really takes time...
And I don't really have the time right now...

But THANKFULLY the winter breaks, March breaks, AND VERY SOOOOOOONNNN (as in like SIX MONTHS OF WORK) IT WOULD BE THE SUMMMMMMMMEEEEEERRRRR BREAK AGAINNNNN!!!!

WHICH MEANS I CAN GO BACK TO WRITING EVERY 3 DAYS!!!

But for now....

Please just bare with me....

I haven't been having the easiest times recently, and many things have happened within the last month or so that is quite saddening....

But I really don't want to lose my friends here... (YES. THAT MEANS YOU. THE ONE READING THIS SENTENCE RIGHT NOW. AND I DON'T CARE IF YOUR SOME ALIEN, UNICORN, OR DUCK)

Soooo thank you guys....

And I'm sorry for my absence....

BUT TOOOOOO BAD ZODIACS..... IMMMMMM BACKKKKKKK

AND THERES NO WAY TO STOP ME FROM TORTURING YA NOWWWWWWWWWWW

MWHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Gemini: *holds out debate project outline DUE TMR, English seminar DUE TMR, textbook work pages DUE TMR*

Author: Ermmmm......yaaaa...... I-I said nothing..... N-nothing h-happened here..... I-I'll be gone now.....um......... *running for her dear life*

Here...... HAVE LIKE THIS UGLY WIERD FACE REVEAL ISH THINGY....
(With kinda a overuse of filters lol....)

Ya..... I'm sorry..... I'm too shy to show my face.... 😅
(Kinda cuz I'm afraid ppl from my school will see me..... AHAHAHAHAHAHA
do any of u guys THINK u recognize me..... PLEASE DON'T, IM AN ALIEN...)

So maybe sometime else in the future?..... Maybe on the last chapter.....?
(BTW CHAPTER 200 IS COMING UP SOON...... HOLY COWSSSSSSS......)

Libra: NO, ITS HOLY UNICORNS...... UNICORNS I SAYYYYYY