<Sorry..., I'm not doing any editing just because I wanna publish this as soon as possible and I'm extremely tired.... So apologizes for any mistakes.... Also the tag thingy would work..>

Author: *snores*
Virgo: Author.....?
Author: *snoreeeeees*
Cancer: Um.... Author-chan... Wake up....
Author: *SNORESSSSSSSSS*
Gemini: WAKE UP!!!
Author: *turns around while sleeping and accidentally kicks Gemini in the face*
Sagi: AUTHOR-CHAN WAKE UP, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!!
Author: *sleep walks to the bathtub* *fills bathtub with water* *jumps inside*
Aquarius: AUTHOOOOOORRRRR ARIES IS MURDERING YOUR BROTHER!!!
Author: *sleep talks* Let Aries kill him......myum....
Libra: AUTHOR-CHAN WAKE UP, MY PINK FLUFFY UNICORN IS DYING!!!
Author: *jumps out of bed with a 2 meter sword that somehow was hidden in her pyjamas and rushes downstairs to realize Libra's unicorn was fine*
Pisces: Well that worked....
Gemini: WHY IN THE WORLD IS PISCES IN THE GIRLS DORM?!?!
Pisces: *totally wasn't spying on Cancer* *snuck back*
Author: myum....oppa....lulla.....nya...... *falls asleep in the refrigerator*
Virgo: I am very sorry fella readers, we are currently experiencing some....um..... MINOR technical difficulties.... We'll be back soon....
Leo: *also somehow snuck into the Girls dorm* WAIT, I HAVE AN IDEA!
Sagi: Whyyyy exactly are YOU here.....?
Leo: Well.., EVERYONES here...
Cancer: *finds all the guys cramped behind the cabinet*
Aries: Ehhheheheheheh....
Leo: Anyways... *plugs Author's nose*
Author: *suddenly can't breathe* *jumps up* IM DYING IM DYING!!!!
Pisces: Well THAT worked....

Author: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, GHOSTS AND SKELETONS, THE MENTAL AND THE DRUNK, THE PERSON READING THIS AND IS PROBABLY GONNA SPEND THE NEXT HOUR ON WATTPAD INSTEAD OF GOING OUTSIDE-
Taurus: Unless they are outside and on Wattpad...
Virgo: True true...
Author: AND ALSO THE FELLOW FLUFFY UNICORNS OUT THERE-
Libra: NEIGHHHHH!!!!
Author: *glares at everyone* Don't you dare interrupt me again....or else.....
Everyone: *scared and nods head*
Author: WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO ANNNNNNNOOOOOTHER DARE CHAPTER BECAUSE APPARENTLY MANY PEOPLE OUT THERE LIKE THE PERSON READING THIS IN THEIR HEAD RIGHT NOW SERIOUSLY WANTS TO KILL THE ZODIACS!!!!
Zodiacs: *nods head*
Author: SOOOOO I'LL FULFILL THEIR WISHES!!!!
Zodiacs: *SOMEHOW disappeared*

Author: LETS START THINGS OFF WITHHHHH Shadowkatana77777  's DARE! LIBRA, YOU HAVE TO BREAK INTO EVERY ZODIAC'S HOUSE AND STEAL EVERYTHING-
Libra: *already back* Finished,
Author: ....... Alright then.... Show us the stuff you stole...
Libra: GLADLY! Oh wait... I stole too much stuff so it'll take 20 years to show everything.... I'll just give you a LIBRA REACTION page instead....

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LIBRA'S REACTION WHEN STEALING STUFF:

Aries's house: Weapons, weapons, more weapons, even more weapons... WAIT WHY IS THERE A BARBIE DOLL HERE?!?!
Taurus's house: Foooood...., more fooood....., WOW WHY IN THE WORLD DOES TAURUS HAVE THE MILLION DOLLAR DIAMOND AT HIS HOUSE?!?! And why does it look like Taurus tried to eat it....
Gemini's house: Wow.... Such a normal house...- EEEEKKKK SPIDER!!!!
Cancer's house: Books....? Well let's see.... 'How to murder someone' by Al Redy Ded........ Interesting....
Leo's house: IM BLINDED!!! WHY IS EVERYTHING SO SHHHHHINNNNNYYYYY?!?!?!
Virgo's house: WHOAHHHHH VIRGOOOOOO!!!! RICH KIDSSSSS!!!!!
Libra's house: <I EVEN ROBBED MYSELF> UNICORNS, UNICORNS, UNICORNS EVERYWHERE!
Scorpio's house: Dude. I traveled all the way to the Underworld to rob Scorpio.... And all he has are boring stuff. Like dead skeletons... BTW any ideas how to LEAVE the Underworld....?
Sagi's house: KAWWWWWWWAAAAIIIII!!!! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY POSTERS OF ________ <this name has been bleeped out for security reasons>?!?!?!?! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Capricorn's house: Wow.... Why exactly is Cappy's room pink... Ummmm.... Disturbing stuff.....
Aquarius's house: WHY IS THIS HOUSE FLOODED ARGAOCHWJEKFJEOFJDOJFJDJFIEIJFJHF IM DROWNINGGGGGGGGGGG
Pisces's house: ......... How exactly did Pisces get ahold of an exact size model of Cancer.....

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Author: ....... Well....um.... NEXT DARE! FROM @alphyneshipper !!! AQUARIUS AND ARIES HAVE TO MAKE OUT OTHERWISE LEO TURNS INTO A UNICORN AND HAVE TO DATE LIBRA!
Aries: ACTUALLY, I have no problem with that. Makes it easier to kill them both-
Aquarius: *glares* MAKE. OUT. WITH. ME. NOW.
Aries: NOOOOO!!!! I have no part in this!!!
Aquarius: NOOOOOWWWWWW!!!! *approaches closer*
Aries: WHOAAAAAHHHHH PERSONAL SPACE
Aquarius: MAKE. OUT.
Aries: MAKE WHAT?! OUT WHERE?! OUTSIDE?!
Aquarius: MAKE. OUT.
Aries: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!!!! I'LL MAKE CUPCAKES WITH YOU OUTSIDE!!! YEEESHHHHHHHHHH
Aquarius: MAKE. OUT. *still in trance*

Author: WELL, LETS LEAVE THOSE TWO ALONG AND MOVE ON TO knightato  'S DAREEEEE!!!!
Taurus: YAYYYYYYY THE POTATO GUYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Gemini: Don't be rude....
Author: SOOOO ARIES, TAURUS, AND VIRGO HAVE TO WEAR SPONGEBOB COSTUMES AND THROW PIES AND UNSUSPECTING VICTIMS WHILE SING the Barbie girl song and dancing in the weirdest way possible..... Wow....
Scorpio: The most RANDOM dare I've seen by far......
Author: *pushes Aries, Taurus and Virgo* Guys.... Have fun.....
<MEANWHILE AT WALMART>
Aries: *dressed up* Now what?
Virgo: *also dressed up* I dunno
Taurus: *also dressed up* I suppose we can do the dare....
Aries: *Throws pie at a random person's throat with so much force it killed them*
Virgo: *throws pie at a random person so lightly the person ate it*
Taurus: *Accidentally throws pie at himself and ate it*
Aries: IM A SERIAL KILLER IN A BARIBEEEEE WORLDDDDDDD EVERYTHING IS DYINGGGGGG AS YOUR SHOOTING EVERYBODYYYYY
Virgo: IM TOO PERFECT TO BE A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BETTER WORLD THAN BARBIE'SSSSS. EVERYTHING IS FANTASTIC, WHEN YOU'RE NOT MADE OF GOD DANG PLASTIC!!!!
Taurus: IM A BARIBE GIRL, IN THE DIGITAL WORLDDDDD. I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE, BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIPPPPP. GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL, GOTTA MURDER THEM ALLLLLLLLL...... BARIBE DOLLS! Wait what am I singing...
Aries: *his dance moves are literally killing people*
Virgo: *epic sassy dance* *tripping over everything*
Taurus: *the old 'stirring the pot' dance move... Except with an actual pot*

Author: ..... Nice song Virgo....
Virgo: THANKS! IM ACTUALLY VERY PROUD OF IT!
Author: WELLLLLL NEXT DARE! THIS WILL BE THE FINAL DARE FROM EveryGurlisViscous44  AND CreeperKnight2 !!!!! THEIR EVIL DARE IS FOR THE ZODIACS FO WATCH BOKU NO PICO WHILE EATING AVOCADO'S AND DRINKING MILK! FIRE SIGNS HAVE THE HONOUR OF SITTING AT THE FRONT AND QUEEN CANCER HAS A HIGHER HONOUR OF SITTING AT THE VERYYYYYY FRONT!
Zodiacs: *already half dead*
Libra: AHAHAHAHAHA ALREADY WATCHED IT 300000 TIMESSSSS IT WAS SOOOOO FUNNYYYYYY
Others: ...... She's insane....
Capricorn: I'm sorry Sagi.... *pushes her to the front*
Scorpio/Pisces: RIP CANCER....
Author: May you guys all rest in peace... *puts on earbuds and ties cloth around her eyes just in case* HAVE FUN GUYSSSSS!!!!

<Throughout the Episode (PLEASE NOTE IVE NEVER WATCHED BOKU NO PICO,IVE ONLY HEARD OF IT)>

Taurus: *stole all the avocados and milk* *chugged down the milk*
Libra: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH THIS IS SO FUNNNNNNYYYYYY
Sagi: *throws up on Capricorn's lap* Well screw this.
Leo: *ready to commit suicide*
Scorpio: *trying his best to act mature* Whaaat...., it's just a natural proc- *throws up*
Aries: *tempted to punch the TV* *gets tied up by the Author*
Virgo: That just ruined my innocence and childhood forever....
Gemini: *accidentally sits on remote control and ends up blasting the volume*
Aquarius: AHHHHHHHH WHY IS IT SO FREAKING LOUDDDDDD
Neighbour: *smirk* Ohhhh I see what young teenagers watch these days....
Pisces: NOOOO NOOO NOOO! WE WERENT WATCHING- WELL WE WERE WATCHING IT BUT IT WAS A DARE
Taurus: *barfs rainbow avocados* OHHHHH.... So that's what happens when you eat avocados and drink milk....
Aries: *already shot himself*
Leo: *actually watching intensely*
Aquarius: Leo, stop watching this.... *shakes Leo*
Leo: *snoooooores....* *sleeping while sitting with his eyes open*

<In the MEANWHILE>

Cancer: *sitting at the very front* *Legit frozen* *starts shaking*
Pisces: Cancer.... You alright.....
Scorpio: DOES IT LOOK LIKE SHE IS?!
Cancer: *whispers* I herby call upon the help of the Goddess... Summon an Earthquake and destroy this planet.......
<GIANT EARTHQUAKE HAPPENS AND EVERYTHING GETS DESTROYED>

THE ENDDDD.......

OR IS ITTTTT.....

Well, more dares to come on the next EPISODE OF BOKU NO PI- I MEANT THE NEXT EPISODE OF ZODIAC FRIENDS!!!!

NO NO NO ZODIAC FRIENDS IS NOT BOKU NO PICO!!!!

I DIDNT MEANT THATTTT!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Author dies*

Also, EveryGurlisViscous44  would like to apologize to Sagi...
Sagi: for what... Burning my eyes out after watching that... Horrific anime...
Author: No. For making you hafta make out with Leo....
Sagi: oh.
Author: Also, she mentioned you can call her Sage!
Sagi: Well thanks a lot Sage... You still owe me an apology for watching that... *dies from the thought of that anime*