Aries: there will be blood; and not that kind of blood
Taurus: the only way you can really tell they're on their period is when the kitchen cupboards are all empty
Cancer: buy an extra 12-pack of tissues and set it by the bed, it's for a good cause
Gemini: everybody and their mother is about to get an honest and unwanted reality check and a slap in the face
Leo: the grey cloud they secretly carry around with them becomes visible, they become very pessimistic
Virgo: they are ready for this shit; stand back Mother Nature because the Virgo has 6 Russell Stover chocolate hearts, a box of tissues, and every Audrey Hepburn movie all within reach and ready to go
Libra: "all hail because if a single person disagrees with me in any aspect of my bitching I will kill them"
Scorpio: my Scorpio best friend tried to run me over with her car when she was on her period lets just leave it at that
Sagittarius: "don't test me or you will be the one crying, not me"
Capricorn: has a girls night planned out for this because they know they will deny anyone that tries anything and this will give them an open invitation to voice all their troubles
Aquarius: no one knows where the aquarius disappears to on their period, it's a mystery to be solved
Pisces: they are the sweetest, kindest creatures until this time of the month hits and then literally anything could be thrown your way; knives, words you never thought you'd hear, a shotgun shell, I mean who knows.