Quick A/N: THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME REACH 100K READS ON THIS BOOK!

Me: Today, a special guest will be joining! Everyone, welcome my sister: Hannah!

Hannah: Wazzup, bros!

Me: *turns to Hannah* Seriously, I will pay you to shut up.

Hannah: No amount of-- *sees me holding a jar of cookies* COOKIES!! *reaches for cookie jar but I pulled away*

Me: Will you shut up?

Hannah: *nods furiously* *is handed cookie jar and starts nibbling on cookie*

Taurus: *drools*

Hannah: *licks every cookie so Taurus won't steal*

Me: Anyway, PrincessElisha9 dares Aquarius, Pisces and Scorpio to say what really happened in the bathroom or else Gemini, Libra and Capricorn will be their masters for two chapters.

Libra: (mutters) I could need knew slaves...

Scorpio: NOTHING HAPPENED, STOP STRESSING ME! *hyperventilates*

Gemini: Scorp, no one believes you. *smiles kindly, even though everyone knows he/she's a spawn of Satan*

Sagittarius: Everyone, let's get Pisces! He/she's easy to crack!

Pisces: Nooooo! *tears up* Don't get Pisces! Don't get Pisces! *sobs* OK, I'L TELL YOU!!!

Aries: We didn't do anything...

Sagittarius: (whispers to Gemini) See?

Pisces: Anyway, there's a slight chance I might've...maybe...sorta...had a nosebleed... But let's face it, Scorpio's body is hot as heck!

Scorpio: *blushes deeply*

Pisces: It started getting awkward after Aquarius came...

Libra: *smirks* We need details~!

Pisces: *blushes slightly* Well, I might've made a mess with the soap... It was all on the floor, and then I got some on my shirt, so I had to take it off...

Leo: Ohonhonhon~! What happened next?! *giggles like a maniac*

Pisces: Aquarius offered to help me take it off, so Scorpio reached to strangle him/her... Long story short, we all fell in the bathtub, Scorpio naked, me topless and Aquarius fully dressed... *blushes deeply*

*silence*

Me: WHY THE F*CK DIDN'T ANYONE VIDEOTAPE THIS?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?!?!

Hannah: *offers me a cookie silently with mouth stuffed with multiple cookies*

Me: *crinkles nose* Get out of my sight! I've seen you lick that!

Taurus: *still drooling* I'll take that...!

Hannah: *offers Taurus a cookie, but eats it herself before Taurus could grab it*

Me: Wow, real mature, Hannah. Anyway, PrincessElisha9 dares Aquarius, Scorpio and Pisces to go on a date together. Kolkolkol, this will be interesting...

-- 3 hours later (at the hospital) --

Aries: I'm surrounded by f***ing idiots...

Sagittarius: How did Scorpio and Aquarius manage to break a leg each anyway?

Pisces: *sobs* It was so horrible! *sob* *sob*

Cancer: *hugs Pisces* There, there... *rubs Pisces' back gently* What happened?

Pisces: *sniff* When we found our seats at the movies, Scorpio and Aquarius started fighting over the popcorn... They started strangling each other, until they both fell over the seats under us... *cries* And then the seats under those! *sobs*

Gemini: *snickers*

Pisces: It's not funny! *cries*

Me: ....Anyway, Hotness27 dares Leo to ask Libra out.

Leo: *shrugs* That's not hard. *turns to Libra* Will you go out with me?

Libra: Of course, Leo *hugs Leo*

Leo: *hugs back* *sticks tongue out at Sagittarius*

Hannah: *offers Sagittarius a cookie*

Sagittarius: I don't need a cookie! I'm not jealous or anything, pfft! ... I'll take that cookie anyway. *snatches cookie from Hannah*

Me: @TileTor34 dares Aries to jump out of a plane into a pool of only five piranhas, while wearing protective clothing.

-- 30 minutes later (at the hospital) --

Gemini: How the heck did you manage to miss the pool?!

Aries: It wasn't my fault! I wasn't the one driving the plane!

Taurus: *scratches neck sheepishly* Yeah, that might be my fault...

Me: @TileTor34 dares Libra and Leo to walk outside and flash people and cars.

Leo: *looks over at Libra dramatically* We were born to do this...

Libra: *looks back at Leo dramatically* It's our time to shine...

-- five minutes later --

*Leo and Libra walks back inside*

Sagittarius: How was it?

Leo: *shrugs* It was fine.

Libra: Nothing we haven't done before.

*silence*

Me: I'm not gonna bother asking. @TileTor34 dares Gemini to slap Pisces two times each chapter.

Pisces: *gasps loudly*

Scorpio: *gasps louder*

Pisces: That's just cruel...

Gemini: Kolkolkol... *slaps Pisces twice while laughing obnoxiously*

Pisces: *whimpers*

Scorpio: *turns to reader-chan* TileTor34, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Me: @TileTor34 dares Cancer to fight his/her enemy, and the enemy can't fight back.

Cancer: But I don't have an enemy.

Gemini: Pah-lease! You get at least two enemies daily. That beats Aries and Scorpio's records combined!

Cancer: Wha-- I don't have enemies!

Gemini: Oh yeah? Remember that store clerk that gave you their number? Thanks to you, we're all banned from that store!

Cancer: He/she was the one who started it!

Sagittarius: Remember that boy/girl you beat up literally just for looking?

Cancer: He/she kept staring at Taurus!

Libra: Remember when you beat up Aquarius for walking in on Pisces while he/she was changing?

Scorpio: Why don't I know about this?

Gemini: Anyway, the point it is, you have a butt load of enemies, and you're Satan in disguise.

Cancer: I thought we agreed that was Scorpio?

Scorpio: How many things do you guys keep from me?

Gemini: (to Cancer) We just said that to make you feel better.

Scorpio: Do you guys even see me? (Kumajiro: "Who are you?" "I'm Canada!" ...What am I doing with my life...?)

Cancer: Oh my God, you guys are so mean! I know declare me and Gemini enemies! *chargas towards Gemini and tackles him/her to ground*

Scorpio: *sighs* (mutters) It's like talking to a brick wall...

-- 15 minutes later (after the brawl) --

Gemini: *is bandaged basically everywhere*

Cancer: *still fuming*

Me: Anyway, @TileTor34 dares Aquarius to tie up Pisces to a bed and make Scorpio jealous, but Scorpio can't do anything about it.

Scorpio: (to reader-chan) (whispers) I'm gonna kill everything you love...

Aquarius: *ties Pisces to a bed*

Pisces: *blushes deeply* *stutters, but can't get any words out*

Scorpio: I'm already jealous, ok?! Just let him/her go!

Me: *smirks* I don't know... I'm enjoying this. *smirks evilly at Scorpio*

Scorpio: Please!

Aquarius: *crawls onto bed and smirks at Scorpio*

Scorpio: I'll do anything!

Me: Oh yeah?

Scorpio: *nods furiously*

Me: Well, then I'll let reader-chan decide some horrible dares for you for the next part. Don't forget to comment or PM me questions or dares for the signs (especially Scorpio, honhonhon). Until next time, bye bye~!

All the signs: Bye!

*Everyone walks off and does their own thing, while Hannah is still sitting at the same spot, munching on a cookie*

Hannah: ...Guys?