The signs when someone asks "Who the fuck ate all the cookies?":

*Frantically wiping crumbs off their face* NOT ME: Pisces, Taurus, Cancer, Libra

"Imao, it was me, I was hungry.": Scorpio, Aries, Capricorn, Aquarius

"It was the dog I SWEAR.": Virgo, Sagittarius, Leo, Gemini