The signs when the world ends:

Aries: "FÜCK THIS SHÏT. THIS ISN'T FAIR."

Taurus: "Shït, I haven't lost my virginity yet."

Gemini: *Sleeps through it*

Cancer: *Won't stop screaming*

Leo: "Maybe if I close my eyes, it will stop."

Virgo: "BUT I'M NOT FAMOUS YET."

Libra: *Vlogging as it happens*

Scorpio: "Finally."

Sagittarius: "Aw man, there's too much stupid shit I wanted to do."

Capricorn: "Haha bïtches, I predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen. Now...die...slowly... and painfully."

Aquarius: *Spending their last minute eating*

Pisces: *Can't hear it going down because they're listening to music on max*