The signs at the beach:

The sun in the sky shines as LIBRA tans and AQUARIUS burns. LEO is seen frolicking around showing off their body, but unfortunately no one notices. VIRGO applies their fifth layer of sunblock while TAURUS eats their third sandwich. CANCER is trying to scope out their summer love and PISCES is on their tenth attempt of taking a sexy beach selfie. SAGITTARIUS has decided to swim out and now can be seen by no one... SCORPIO is trying to have sex on the beach, but unfortunately there are children around - bummer. CAPRICORN is being lame as hell and is trying to find gold on the beach with their metal detector. And of course, the day ends with ARIES and GEMINI being attested for public intoxication and lewd conduct. Oh, lawd.