How evil the signs are:

Aries: On a scale of 1 to 10 they're like a 2

Taurus: Apparently extremely evil

Gemini: Secretly they're stabbing you in their mind

Cancer: Sugar, Spice, and everything

Leo: Actually a peacemaker

Virgo: Thinks they're evil but no

Libra: Actually not evil but everyone thinks they are

Scorpio: The most evil but nobody realizes it

Sagittarius: They'll blame it on someone else

Capricorn: Capable of starting a war

Aquarius: Satan

Pisces: Will hit you with a stick but that's as far as its gonna go