Aries: *falls onto their face repeatedly*

Taurus: I need to get home!!!! I need to feed my cat!!!!!!!!! Kitty MEOW in my Basement!!!!

Leo: *drunk karaoke and dancing*

Cancer: *cries about their many regrets in the past*

Virgo: I PISSE MY PANTS!!! CLEAN MEH DADDY!!!

Libra: Listen.....Avacado? not that great......

Gemini: *talks super fast and makes no sense*

Scorpio: WHO WANTS TO MARRY MY BUTT?????

Capricorn: * singing passionately along to beyonce*

Sagittarius: *laughing none stop*

Aquarius: *believes they can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy*

Pisces: *is thinking about how somewhere a alien might look like poo*