Signs as Bad jokes

Aries: How many lives does a nazi cat have? Nein!

Taurus: What did sushi a say to sushi? Wassa-b?

Gemini: What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!

Cancer: What did one ocean say to another? Nothing, it just waved!

Leo: I bought a ceiling fan the other day, complete waste of money. He just stands there looking up and cheering

Virgo: Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks

Libra: Never make fin of a fat girl with a lisp, she is thick and tired of it

Scorpio: Donald Trump

Sagittarius: How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool!

Capricorn: What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!!

Aquarius: Why are there fences around a graveyard? Because people are dying to get in!

Pisces: What do you call a singing computer? Adelle