The Signs as a King/Queen

Aries: One, two, three I declare a war on *flips coin* ENGLAND

Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day of this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST

Gemini: Tell the King of Spain to fuck with me because I don't care about his trading policy

Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every new born baby

Leo: Let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt ever night. Feast for everyone, even peasants!!!

Virgo: Shhhhh leave me alone. I am planning my next work wat

Libra: I'd like to meet all the other monarchs and I need a new dress and let's have a ball tonight

Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom either wants to kill me or fuck me

Sagittarius: National Get Shit Faced Day, Am I right!!!

Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHER FUCKER

Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar systems after me right now

Pisces: I don't want to go to war can everyone please be happy, look how many kitties there are in my place!!!!The Signs as a King/Queen

Aries: One, two, three I declare a war on *flips coin* ENGLAND

Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day of this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST

Gemini: Tell the King of Spain to fuck with me because I don't care about his trading policy

Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every new born baby

Leo: Let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt ever night. Feast for everyone, even peasants!!!

Virgo: Shhhhh leave me alone. I am planning my next work wat

Libra: I'd like to meet all the other monarchs and I need a new dress and let's have a ball tonight

Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom either wants to kill me or fuck me

Sagittarius: National Get Shit Faced Day, Am I right!!!

Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHER FUCKER

Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar systems after me right now

Pisces: I don't want to go to war can everyone please be happy, look how many kitties there are in my place!!!!