The Signs as Bad Puns
Aries: I lost my watch at a party. When I went looking for it, I saw some guy stepping on it while harassing a girl. So I walked up to that dude and punched him strait in the nose, because no one does that to a girl.... Not on my watch
Taurus: I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me
Gemini: My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends
Cancer: My friends bakery burned down last night. Now his business it toast.
Leo: I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y...
Virgo: What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot. Mitosis!
Libra: Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a day
Scorpio: When the scientists wanted to clone a deer, he bought a doe it yourself kit...
Sagittarius: Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos...
Capricorn: Einstein developed a theory about space., and it was about time too...
Aquarius: Police were called to a daycare yesterday, when a three-year-old was resisting a rest
Pisces: Yesterday I accidently swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says I am ok, but I feel like I've dyed inside a little
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