The signs friends at college

Aries: post embarrassing pictures of you without your consent

Taurus: wander to your dorm asking for dinner

Gemini: gets you to do something illegal

Cancer: invites you over to talk shit about everyone else in the class

Leo: have money without actually having a job

Virgo: tricks you into going to a gym

Libra: questions their major, and yours

Scorpio: brings you a lot of alcohol

Sagittarius: takes you out to de-stress

Capricorn: tell you you're being lazy

Aquarius: helps you discuss difficult material you are working on

Pisces: encourage you to continue on when you are homesick