Why the Signs are still Single

Aries: You are loud and scary and it makes people uncomfortable

Taurus: Will you ever love someone as much as food? no

Gemini: People can't seem to take you seriously

Cancer: You are way too guarded and isolate yourself

Leo: You are looking for someone who will love you more than you love yourself which is hard to find

Virgo: You are shy as heck which sometimes gives of the wrong impression

Libra: You!!! Flirt!!!! With!!!! Everyone!!!!!

Scorpio: You intimidate the shit out of people

Sagittarius: You are a player and people don't want to get seriously involved

Capricorn: You never really smile and look scary a lot

Aquarius: You seem unapproachable

Pisces: You don't know how to compose yourself and giggle too much which scares people. Are you laughing at them?