♒ Aquarius
Looks like they're being electrocuted

♓ Pisces
      They think they can twerk

♈ Aries
      Can actually twerk

♉ Taurus
      Damn. This is some professional dancing up in here. Is that the waltz I see?

♊ Gemini
      The robot

♋ Cancer
      White dad at a barbecue

♌ Leo
      They think they're great...shh

♍ Virgo
      BEWARE! Danger of getting knocked unconscious by multiple flailing limbs.

♎ Libra
      Grinding all the way

♏ Scorpio
      My eyes are burning!

♐ Sagittarius
Stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

♑ Capricorn
      No. Just no.