♒ Aquarius
      Falls asleep in the car

♓ Pisces
     Saves pictures of the life they want

♈ Aries
      Shouts at the tv

♉ Taurus
      Is scared of the dark

♊ Gemini
      Hums to self a lot

♋ Cancer
      Laughs at things that aren't funny

♌ Leo
Is too stubborn to wear sunscreen, and then gets burned

♍ Virgo
Needs to Google everything, just in case

♎ Libra
      Is a sore loser at board games

♏ Scorpio
      Learns the whole of a rap song

♐ Sagittarius
      Knocks everything over

♑ Capricorn
Needs to wear 39038 layers to stay warm