♒ Aquarius:
      A year

♓ Pisces:
      2 months, at the most

♈ Aries:
      24 hours tops

♉ Taurus:
      Until they die,
        ...Maybe not even then

♊ Gemini:
      Give it 30 seconds

♋ Cancer:
      Years

♌ Leo:
      Until the end of time

♍ Virgo:
      A couple of months

♎ Libra:
      0.2 seconds

♏ Scorpio:
      All of ETERNITY

♐ Sagittarius:
      Not even 2 days

♑ Capricorn:
      ...Don't even bother apologizing