♈ Aries
"Try me."

♉ Taurus
"You're not even relevant."

♊ Gemini
"I dare you."

♋ Cancer
"A sass a day keeps the basics away."

♌ Leo
"My heels are higher than your standards."

♍ Virgo
"Don't care."

♎ Libra
"Talk shit, get hit."

♏ Scorpio
"Fight me."

♐ Sagittarius
"Sorry, I'm allergic to people like you."

♑ Capricorn
"Stop wasting oxygen."

♒ Aquarius
"Bitch where?"

♓ Pisces
"Talk to the hand."