Capricorn: Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?
Taurus: I don't know and I don't care

Any air sign (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius): *Spills feelings
That air sign: *Slamming fist on the table* REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGR

Aries: Fuck
Taurus: Language
Gemini: English

Capricorn: He'll be here tonight as the sun has cast its last shadow upon the earth and the crescent moon is rising upon the eastern ridge
Aries: Sooo... like, 9 o' clock?
Capricorn: *Sighs* Yes, Aries, he'll be here around 9

Libra: What's a queen without her king?
Virgo: Well, historically, better
Sagittarius: What's Juliet without her Romeo?
Gemini: Um, ALIVE?!

Virgo: How did this happen?
Capricorn: I don't know, but I bet it's Sag's fault

Pisces: You could have died, Aries!
Aries: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctors say all my bleeding was internal- that's where the bloods supposed to be

Sagittarius: Well aren't you just a ray of fucking sunshine?
Gemini: I know, I'm the light of your goddamned life
Sagittarius: You're the train at the end of the tunnel
Gemini: And you're the dumbass standing on the tracks

Libra: *With Scorp*
Libra: You're awfully quiet Scorpio
Scorpio: Nobody plans a murder out loud, Libra

Pisces: What's that?
Libra: Oh, that's just my to-do list
Pisces: That's just a post-it note with my name on it