Aries: TELL ME I LOOK CUTE TODAY!!!

   Taurus: Food food food food food

   Gemini: I'm just gonna talk about my feelings out okay

   Cancer: Chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate

   Leo: Why is everyone so stupid? Am I the only smart one here?

   Virgo: I can't concentrate with all these damn cramps ASDFGHJKL

   Libra: Life is so wonderful, life's been good. Oh wait... I'M ON MY FUCKING PERIOD!!!

   Scorpio: Stays silent because they're too strong to let the pain get to them. Also so they won't kill someone

   Sagittarius: I feel so suffocated in this house. I need to go outside, find new places, eat everything! ASDFGHJKL

   Capricorn: Just another obstacle along the path for me

   Aquarius: Just another normal day for them. (With a side of extra cramps and blood)

   Pisces: I'M GONNA EAT EVERYTHING THEN I'M GONNA WRITE MY FEELINGS OUT AND BE ARTISTIC AF!!!