It's never going to happen to me😭😭😭

Aries: FINALLY!!! MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!!!

Taurus: *On the outside* Cool. *In the inside* YESYESYESYESYES OH HAPPY DAY!!!

Gemini: It's about damn time

Cancer: NO FUCKING WAY IM CRYING TEARS OF HAPPINESS FOR ONCE!!!

Leo: That's great news but... it's nothing new. Please take a number and get in line

Virgo: 11:11 WORKS

Libra: Alright. Now is the time to put the cheesy pick up lines into action *Smirks creepily but charmingly*

Scorpio: Why the fuck you lyyy'n, why you always lyyy'n, mmmmmm oh my god stop fuck'n lyyy'n

Sagittarius: *Winks* Hey there

Capricorn: grEATTT, now I have to avoid you

Aquarius: *Squints eyes suspiciously* Really? *Squints harder* Why?

Pisces: Dreams do come true😍😍😍